The kids are all right

I’m only 3 episodes into MARGO’S GOT MONEY TROUBLES and I already think this might be the role of Nick Offerman’s career. Always love to see him killing it.

THE PITT season finale was an emotional rollercoaster inside a season that was an even bigger emotional rollercoaster. Hope, accountability, honesty, belonging and found family.

What an achievement, on every creative and technical level. Just wow. More please.

I don’t know what the reason is why it feels like we’re suddenly getting so much more Michelle Pfeiffer in our lives… but I would just like to say THANK YOU.

Anyway, try to have a normal fucking Tuesday everybody!

Betty was rescued off the street at 6 months old so we don’t really know how old she is, but the first week of April is our best guess.

Happy birthday spooky girl ❤️

Shopping for Olympics tickets has the same energy as making dentists appointments.

“Will I be available to watch the men’s pole vaulting semi-final on a random Thursday in June two years from now? Sure I guess…”

Lee Cronin/Daniels’ THE MUMMY BUTLER

(This joke is for 3 people 😂)

Last week’s TOP CHEF was one of the worst bloodbaths I’ve seen on that show in like 10 seasons 😬 They could’ve eliminated like half the chefs and it wouldn’t have surprised me.

The Rasputin song is making the rounds on the Internet a lot lately and I ALMOST don’t have the heart to tell people that the vocals are actually being sung by Frank Farian, the same dirt bag producer who would later create Milli Vanilli. Dude was a scam artist and mistreated dozens of artists.

“Pitch me an original new vampire concept in 3 words.”

No Kings in Utqiaġvik (Barrow) Alaska!

Walz: The president said it's a bunch of radicals. You're damn right we've been radicalized. Radicalized by compassion, radicalized by decency, radicalized by due process, radicalized by democracy.

I’m not sure when, but at some point in the last couple years James Marsden became one of the best actors working. The guy crushes every time.

Really enjoyed TOUCH ME - a weird, wild, funny, sexy & risk-taking cosmic horror from some very talented filmmakers. Check it out.

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Oh no what if the A.I. bubble pops before all these movies and TV shows where A.I. is the villain actually come out?? 😂

Be honest, has anyone ever thought you were “Carl Jason?” 😂

Caught me luv, innit?

Apparently my name is confusing to some people and organizations out there, so if anyone asks YES I did write Frost/Nixon and create The Crown. 🤫¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Honestly stunned JURY DUTY got away with sneaking Lisa Gilroy into another season 😂😂😂

MIKE & NICK & NICK & ALICE is tremendous fun. Fast and funny and heartfelt and action packed, it keeps you guessing plus it’s got a great cat in it. I’d be shocked if it didn’t end up as one of my favorites of the year.

See it on Hulu this Friday.

Which Miyazaki movie do you think is the most anti-fascist? Howl’s Moving Castle? Porco Rosso? Or is it ALL OF THEM?

Conan Walker Texas Ranger Lever - The Absolute Best Of YouTube video by Justin

RIP the inspiration to one of the best running bits Conan O’Brien ever had. youtu.be/6rQpH9HrwIg?si

Heartbroken to hear of the passing of Nicolas Brendon, an indelible part of one of my favorite television shows ever made. ❤️

So much love to his family and friends.

Final Fight: Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris / The Way of the Dragon (1972) YouTube video by FIGHTING CINEMA

Bruce Lee & Chuck Norris - THE WAY OF THE DRAGON (1972) ❤️

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Tonight’s THE PITT is a lotttttt to handle. Don’t make any plans for after you watch it. Oof.

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There’s a guy in my neighborhood who drives a Cybertruck decorated to look like the USS Defiant from DS9.

It’s taking everything in me to not leave him a note that says “BEN SISCO WOULD NEVER RIDE AROUND IN THIS SHITBOX.”

Bad news/Good news for the Timothee Chalamet haters out there:

Bad News: MARTY SUPREME is excellent and he’s excellent in it

Good News: He plays an annoying little fuck 😂