yesterday two 22 year olds said I have a young soul

growing up i made little friends due to my old soul

which is it fuckers

maybe fame sucks and its better to have a microscopic digital footprint

not even cope though

we are making so many of the wrong fucking people famous

Suffering is now competitive

nothing ever happens people when something happens

the house spider in my guest bathroom (she goes by Jeremy Allen Brown) has like 50 dead bug corpses near her, it's honestly impressive

she must have somewhere close to 1 billion dollars in spider money

kinda want to die eating pizza

FUCK hexclad

make all your home cooking just a little Chinese, trust

yo, paint satty’s may sucks

The numbers, they’re mad at me

Garlic bread* and circuses

i cant afford 38 cups of grapes but apparently im supposed to eat that much in fiber everyday

why do they always send the poor

This mix of “of course we’re okay” and “I can be so much more okay”

it is incredibly hard if not impossible to root for others while you aren't rooting for yourself

The win condition is participation

Empty stomach, single pint, it’s a great feeling

You shouldn't strive to be everyone's cup of tea

until we cuddle idk if we’re actually friends

vine famous person unfollowed me on instagram im killing myself???

assume sarcasm is immediately lost on people who don’t know you

War doesn’t ask permission to start it just starts

the temperature today is frostfire bolt

Observation is the death of a LOTTTTTT of creativity

So fucking tired yet I can’t fucking sleep

2026 stress is hitting diff

Boundaries rock

Rome wasn’t emotionally mature in a day

As it turns out, there is no war in Ba Sing Se

"and the flags are all dead

at the top of their poles"

“company once universally respected announces dogshit AI fuckassery for no reason whatsoever”