Finally, after 14 months of unemployment I got an interview. Absolutely nailed it, and before I even left the parking lot I got a call about getting a job!

An update to a now-classic meme from the early days of Bluesky's admitting new accounts without needing an invite code. The scene is a roller coaster car full of people (denoted by text "Bluesky's thin-skinned AI-simping admin team"), utterly-horrified at the sight of what's to their right as they pass by--a gaggle of furry icons (denoted by the text "Invite-only Bluesky users")

A little edit to this classic had to be done for the occasion

Me being left behind

If they’re going to make Mako reactors then we have no choice but to form Avalanche

Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream". Its just 500 cigarettes.

A comic strip featuring a conversation between two different alien species. "G" stands for Goop and "D" stands for Dragon. G: I've calibrated the device; can you understand me? D: Ah, yes! G: Nice, now I can properly ask if you want to fuck or not. D: HUH. D: Is that, like, a normal greeting for your kind? G: Nah, I'm just freaky. So, you down? The dragon then thinks about it, checking his watch to see if he has the time.

I love making comics dude.

(WIP trade, but I felt like this could stand on its own)

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

A bunny rides a barrel off a large waterfall, peering out the top of the barrel at the spray below.

Daily bunny no.3293 is going for a ride

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

Bnuuy chewing the spicy hay

Golly, I can't believe I got to visit Bluesky headquarters and sample the local cuisine

An illustration of Huckle Cat as a streaming gamer. Text reads “A streaming cat just got a follower notification. His stream is very active tonight.”

A Busy streamer

A light brown bunny sits on a rug, appearing cube-shaped with the word "cube" overlaid.

Been playing ff again and got my picto to 100, just wanted to show off my current and past glam for it

Ah, to be two carefree bunnies playing

A windows dialog: the window title reads “Bunny” and the contents is a yellow triangle with a black exclamation mark with an image of a grey small bunny next to it. The available buttons below are “Ok” and “Exit”

⚠️

Field Comic Panel 1 A determined Field has slammed their hands on the desk and is determined to do the things that need to be done. Field: OKAY! I just have one small task to do. Panel 2 A stressed Field is staring blankly at a blank screen. Narration Box: -Stares at nothing for two hours instead-

One small task

It's so disheartening getting rejected from even minimum wage jobs because of the ai resume scrapers that everyone relies on now

A bunny rushes up the stairs, carrying paper grocery bags, in a dingy apartment stairwell. Under the stairs is a garbage area, and a broken elevator with an "out of order" sign.

Daily bunny no.3288 is getting his steps in

I understand that feeling wholeheartedly. *hugs*

And the worst part about this one has been that ive been adjusting my sleep schedule to wake up at 4 so ive been going to sleep at 8

It really is, I'm in month 14(?) Of unemployment and it just feels like im throwing my resume into a never ending void

Nipple Of Baby’s Bottle Pierced For Authenticity

Nipple Of Baby’s Bottle Pierced For Authenticity

Almost spat out my drink when I read this headline.

Thats awesome!

a man wearing glasses and a blue sweater says i 'm emotionally exhausted ALT: a man wearing glasses and a blue sweater says i 'm emotionally exhausted

Well yet another hopeful position ghosting me, this one was a recruiter and they said that I should have an offer letter in my email by Monday (yesterday) and so I emailed in the afternoon asking if I was still being considered for the position and nothing.

Illustration of twelve cat friends, each labeled with a month from January to December

Your month, your cat friend!!

Mozart: Requiem – Lacrimosa