i started with flambae cause hes my favorite fortunately LMAOO also thank you so much!!!

sum dispatch redesigns i gave up on yaaay

you know i think i hate it cause its like "a BABY will make u more likeable. you should have a BABY cause it'd fix WHATEVERS WRONG WITH YOU"
i think i treat it that way because i vehemently do not want children of my own and im sick of people treating kids like solutions instead of as people

and this post isn't about the pitt cause honestly that scene was fine, but it happens in fanfics all the time where they headcanon a tough character to have a little sibling and it makes the character they're shipped with see them as softer. idk, I just hate it and can't explain why

I can't STAND when a "tough" character gets put in a situation where they appear soft when taking care of a baby, do you know what I mean???? like santos in the Pitt singing to the baby. like I can't stand it for some reason

finished com for my buddy @okaminagi.bsky.social !!!!

finished com for my buddy @okaminagi.bsky.social !!!!

A sketch of Flambae clinging onto the arm of an extremely huge and tall Waterboy. Flambae is looking up at Waterboy, thinking "WTFFF". On the bottom of the sketch, there is a small chibi head of Flambae (drawn by fountaindevil on tumblr) who looks uncomfortable. The sketch of the giant Waterboy is inside a thought bubble emerging from that Flambae's head, indicating that that vision is a dream.

#dispatch #waterbae collab with my twin

I love kh fanfics cause people will write the saddest shit ever and Mickey mouse will be there. like sora getting traumatized and that fucker Yen Sid is there

....aaand I have a ACGGoods store!! I have some #homestuck , #bg3 , and #thepitt charms up!!! :D

2026 c0m prices!! I have unlimited slots on #vgen !!!
I'll be prioritizing dispatch requests...!!!

can we get an actual fetish in here before I blow my shit smooth off

genuinely what is up with fanfics written between 2014-2020 and the tag "pillow talk fetish" .... and it's always accompanied by hetero couple sex and calling it "sin" like what the fuck is going on here

I had to look up their names again but he's cool too!! I was referring to loïc, one of the three new villains!! it's like he went to the barber and said fuck my shit up 😭😭

Jayce is wearing a black suit laying down next to Mel who is sat beside him wearing a white gown. One of Jayce’s hands are on Mel’s leg, the other on her shoulder. He is kissing her cheek and she is pulling his suit collar to have him closer. There is a painterly style to the art, which is inspired by vintage artwork from the mid to late 20th century (reference image in the thread below). There are loose brushstrokes throughout the artwork with light, warm pinks & purples and some darker, more saturated blues.

lovey dovey

#melmedarda #jaycetalis #meljay

GROUP LEADER SO GAY THATS THE ONLY THING HE COULD THINK OF 😭😭😭😭😭😭

THE NEW EPISODE IS KILLING ME "YEAHHH WE SHOULD DISGUISE OURSELVES AS NINO AND MARINETTE AND KISS EACH OTHER...YEAH THATLL SHOW EM..." ??????????????

obsessed with the nonbinary guy in the new episodes of miraculous ladybug that has that fuck ass haircut. he's kind of serving

돔탑J wip✍️
#jayvik

discord needs to suck my left nut I have had my status as invisible since I made my account and it STILL GIVES ME STATUS UPDATES FROM MOOTS I DOOOONNTTT CARE IF YOURE ASLEEP I DON'T CAAAAARRE

I miss my bug husband

had a dream where tldr I was being chased by a huge bug guy and to convince him not to eat me alive I would have sex with him and the dream was fucking awesome and he's gonna be my next oc I miss him

I fear that they would get along so well LOL

and I don't really like crossovers but I put astarion and solas on my tomodachi island and now I think I have a brainworm about this

like do you think astarion would side with the templars or the mages? he's used to magic being able to be used by everyone but also the templars hold more power.... do you think he would be offput by the mage slaying enough to ignore the power of the templars

if astarion got shat out into inquisition how fucked is thedas realistically

speaking of fanfics I was supposed to write an ending to my flambert comic but I completely lost all interest so I think imma just draw it

love when a fanfic starts off ooc as fuck but the plot is really intriguing so it feels like OCS but that just makes it look around again and the fic is good again
this is such a backhanded compliment I'm such a bitch LMFAOOOO

Doodles of Spamton & Tenna. Spamton says: "You need to stop smacking [My Big Fat Greek] ass before every ad break." A cropped image of the logo for 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' is standing in place of Spamton's dialogue

I like the idea that spamton used to be able to speak in jpeg
#spamtenna #deltarune