Drawing of a duck in a little sweater. The duck has not showered or shaved in like four days. NARRATOR: “Our man suddenly springs into action!” DUCK: “I gotta start acting like I have my shit together or I risk being PERCEIVED”
the procrastinator prepares for a manic burst of “productivity” to spare the ego
so that’s called “social murder”
“We’re breaking the cycle of Samsara, with generative AI’
Boo the princess bride was written by a great screenwriter and planned to be adapted. Easy mode!
Unrelated reminder that no airline will ever have a cooler name; it is literally the "Air Guild." Hansa is a direct reference to the Hanseatic League.
Eat shit, "Delta."
honestly just realized that with "rumors that the heir apparent is secretly a changeling boost the succession chances of a prince living in foreign lands" we're speed running the glorious revolution, let's goooooooo
In Kash Patel's lawsuit against The Atlantic, The Atlantic and Sarah Fitzpatrick are being represented by Davis Wright Tremaine partners Laura Handman (co-chair of the appellate practice) and Alison Schary and associate Meenakshi Krishnan.
So like sure a union could be good for meta workers but so could mass quitting. Like just fucking quit!
lol
What if being an absentee landlord paid off even more and my tenants can't find me and string me up how cool would that be?
There is no other rationale. And more and more, I think that the 08 bailout/ZIRP was something that was absolutely necessary at the time that also utterly doomed the future, because it gave the people who were already desperately searching for it a 15 year real example of what free money was like
This is so monumentally fucked up on every level I feel sick to my stomach.
Happy 249th Birthday New York State Constitution
A family of Ravens is putting the goth back in gothic at NYC's largest cathedral--St John the Divine. There are five mouths to feed, so the parents are staying busy! ⛪️⛪️⛪️ #Ravens #Cathedral #birding
New: Peter and Lydia Brimelow of VDARE face discovery in the lawsuit issued by the NY AG.
This could expose the names of white nationalist donors and activists who’ve stayed in the shadows for years:
open.substack.com/pub/michaele...
You are never going to beat the profit margin of Scam
Senior London Labour figures charged after criminal investigation into alleged vote rigging Exclusive: Four people charged after criminal investigation into irregularities surrounding Labour candidate selection process for Croydon East
And I mean, this is before we get to the part where the party-within-a-party appears to have illegally stitched up at least one internal election. That’s a new one that I haven’t previously touched on. Do we think this was the only piece of comical criminality involved?
I mean, just take any single aspect of this, just one part, and it would’ve been an era-defining political scandal anywhere on the planet. It’s *at least* as bad as e.g. Sarkozy taking election funding from a Libyan dictator, then launching a war against Libya in which its dictator is killed.
Where else on Earth would a secret party-within-a-party collaborate with hostile media outlets on destroying its own electoral prospects; impose its leadership candidate via fraud; win national power, then explode in a welter of corruption allegations involving Russian oligarchs and sex traffickers
I feel seen, this is like half my client base in 2026 lol
advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it
advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately
"Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online."
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
republican cheating is normal, you see, because it's what they believe in. the real cheating is responding to cheating, because you said you think cheating is bad
Every time I read a piece about somebody with an “ai-assisted editing process” I feel like I’m watching someone trying to intellectualize a deliberate choice not to think or concentrate
FYI, this turned out fucking incredible.
Serious Eats with another gold medal recipe.
www.seriouseats.com/homemade-cor...
Multiple
Melanias
I have to go to work and this is not my cat.
