Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings YouTube video by The Onion

ALL-TIMER ONION BANGER JUST DROPPED
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what happened to the game I love

Okay, but what’s the source wearing

>I wake up
>Carlos Mendoza is still employed

omg congratulations!!! 🥳

yay mariners :D

I haven't seen any Hobbit adaptation other than the Jackson trilogy but I also would not describe that as anything approaching a high bar to clear, so that's not terribly surprising

very likely a yellow sac spider (genus Cheiracanthium) about to hide behind my bathroom mirror

well well well if it isn't the only medically significant spider in WA state other than the black widow making a surprise appearance in my bathroom at 1 in the morning (it was probably a juvenile and regardless I successfully released it outside)

the “Mariners” were a fifty-year long experiment conducted by the University of Washington Department of Sociology and has now concluded. UW thanks you for your participation.

sentences said before unfortunate Mariner events:

they should name the stat for pitchers who get hitters to waste ABS challenges the most xBAZARDO (Boldly Attacking Zone Across Really Different Outcomes)

congratulations Mariners that was the worst anyone's ever done it

can't do much other than tip your hat at that one unfortunately

Some more shots from Friday:

yep definitely a calculated reverse jinx I totally never had any doubts 😌

March 28th, 2026 The Rainier District Little League Jamboree, 2026.

Rainier District Little League was kind enough to have me and @tomboymoder.bsky.social out to photograph their orientation day. Check out my favorite shots from the day: daniels-world.ghost.io/march-28th-2...

Aphex Twin - Avril 14th YouTube video by ypeke

happy Avril 14th everypony
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Mariners 6-1 Astros (4/12/26)

I gotta get better at reading things from the start and not somewhere in the middle sometimes

he definitely has but surely there are more currently productive hitters to put in that sitatuon

josh naylor is completely broken right now why would putting him in the cleanup spot fix him

You read this thru the end, you step back to take in the whole picture, and go "holy fuck."

why is the OP botting a reply to every single quote tweet

Give me Muñoz

come on blue that CLEARLY didn't touch him

honestly the underpass showed up on my feed first and I recognized it before scrolling up and seeing Costco but yeah they're EVERYWHERE

Issaquah I-90 underpass jumpscare wtf

I would like to not lose a bullpen game against the worst bullpen in baseball can we please lock in

seeing this guy for the first time feels like a good omen for my first game of the season

Mohammad Khatami's 1998 CNN interview, which I am sure most Americans have watched.

Mohammad Khatami's 1998 CNN interview, which I am sure most Americans have watched.