This calls for a 12 team playoff.

Bobby Hill kick a bully in the genitals.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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A street corner, with a sign reading "Play Area & Cholera Burial Ground".

Saving for "State your mood in one image" threads.

Avs wearing the Nordiques throwbacks tonight. I hope they lose 12-0. #vivequebec

three cartoon mice standing next to each other on a white background . Alt: three cartoon mice standing next to each other on a white background .

Hockey East refs? I’m sorry.

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Ranier Wolfcastle from The Simpsons playing McBain, sending the radio message “McBain to base. Under attack by commie Nazis.”

Also the closest the Commonwealth of Massachusetts (God save it!) got to the tournament this year.

You saw more of that game than I did (pre-ESPN, whoever was carrying it here left it for a Celtics game).

42/29, which is probably good given my job is about enforcing rules… most of the time.

Duke’s men’s basketball team and the Italian men’s national soccer team both eating it in the same week is delightful

The Court of Death, by Rembrandt Peale, 1820, 📸 via @ContextFreeCBB

That being said, congrats to anyone who won betting that today’s first score would be a four point field goal.

I’m concerned for whoever is watching the UFL for the pregame betting options segment.

The comeback commences!

Well that was a quick ten hours for Hockey East. #ohforthree #hockeyleast #frozenfour

This year marks the first time since 1981 that none of the Beanpot teams made the NCAA men’s division 1 ice hockey tournament. #hockeypassover

That’s pretty passive aggressive, even for a midwesterner.

The irony of Augustana getting taken out by a school near Boston

Box score of the 1990 NCAA men's division 1 basketball tournament first round game between Boston University and the University of Connecticut.

Whenever I see a score at the half like Siena-Duke right now, I remember the 1990 tournament where BU played UConn in the first round:

I also have questions about Rhode Island (chop suey sandwich is south coast MA) and New Hampshire (who may not have anything else).

Irritated that I may have to preemptively hate Roman Anthony now, but at least the Sox will trade him in three to five years to be MVP for someone else.

Regardless of who wins this World Baseball Classic final, everyone can enjoy that Aaron Judge is eating shit (currently 0-4 with 3 Ks).

Any player with a last name shared by one of the 32 counties?

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Icedogs take down Vermont, earning a trip to Storrs to take on UConn. Hoopdogs are done with a loss to Lehigh.

Watching Expedition X for some reason, and they’re investigating the legend of the Spanish boogeyman, which I’m pretty sure was a Hardy Boys mystery.