Apparently I overestimated canine literacy. 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

I know the feeling. I had to take drastic action.

The squirrels were not impressed. #FarmCat #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Worlds collide… #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Boss: You haven’t accomplished much today.

Me: 👇

Farm cat on watch. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

This 250 lb goat is the father of my Scipio and Frida.

That’s a 1,000+ lb Highlander. 👀
#Goats #FarmerJohn

Tposted behind my pastures so the goats could clear it.

They were pretty excited. #Goats #FarmerJohn

My girl Blossom (right) at the breeder’s meeting her new boyfriend, Pokerface.

Is he smiling? 😍
#Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Dream job.

I have both the slowest and the cutest lawn service in the neighborhood. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

A very belated (May 8th) happy first birthday to this little angel.

Didn’t have her paperwork so I missed it. I got Bailey last year after Binny’s momma passed to keep Binny company.

They’ve been besties from the start. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Cutting the back grass. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Happy 1st birthday to Binny! #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

I appreciate a lawn service that trims the hedges without being asked. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Most kids are excited for the pool, but there’s always one…
#Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Monday morning view. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Supervising the lawn-care team. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Sunday law service. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Alpacas are funny creatures. #FarmerJohn

Happy Sunday from a portion of my Krusty Krew.

Nothing like the birds in spring. #FarmerJohn

Wow, I love that! Thank you!

Springtime is in the air. #Goats #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Lawn service is here. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Springtime Reminder: Don’t leave buckets outside. Small animals will drown in them. #FarmerJohn

Nothing more Ohio than duck races. #FarmerJohn

Binny created this, “I’m sorry, what?” GIF for you. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Blossom enjoying the ride home from shearing. #Alpacas #FarmerJohn

Thank you. This is Blossom enjoying the ride home.

Here’s a before and after from yesterday’s shearing.