Yoohoo~♡

Yaaaaaaayyy~♡

Hythie-poo is always so good to me...

Digital illustration of the characters Alphinaud and Thancred from the game Final Fantasy XIV. Thancred is largely out of frame, but his hand rests on Alphinaud's shoulder as the boy looks at the bright blue Crystal Braves uniforms he's holding. The caption imparts some advice from Thancred to "Try not to dwell on it."

weakest link #ffxiv

Digital illustration of an imagined scene from the game Final Fantasy XIV. Tataru greets Thancred as he returns to the Waking Sands, but his shadow casts the glyph of Lahabrea in bright red on the wall behind him. It spirals inward from the edges of the frame and drips down the walls and stairs.

unwitting trojan horse support group

My radiator manthing won't make out with the cute white coated prince anymore....and now those two GOONS seem to finally be making out (or WORSE!) and Hades keeps blocking me so I can't SEE.

How am I supposed to be entertained!!!

I'm starving!!! I'm stAAAARVINGGGGGG!!!

Hythie.....🥺🥺🥺 Hythie-poo my yaoi....

Oh so NOW they're fucking

"LUST! COMES! NEXT!"

She settles behind Siebert. Letting her hands settle on his shoulders. Her figure looms over both of them all the same.

"Oh, is that it? I've been pretty curious about the state of him. But he almost seems to prefer this. Makes him a better hunter...but I do miss his hissing and spitting..."

"Teehee!" Completely artificial, emerging from a twist of feather and shadow. "That's me. Working on a little project together?"

"He means 'Mistress'!"

//oh he's so cooked

....eheheh. ehahahah. ehHAHAHAH!!

Ahh, you're really sick.

[Her hand sidles down to his shoulder, gripping softly]

Lets go. If you break something I can put you back together.

Mmm. Not sure, not sure!

[She idly reaches out to toy with his hair]

But maybe for someone like you, that sort of thing can be true.

I know I am, right~♡

[She watches him idly, and then stands. Sharp and sudden.]

You know, you still seem pretty out of it. Gonna be sharp enough to fight?

Nope. I was waiting on you and your sad little body's needs!

Ahh~ you're always robbing me of the best part. What a tease.

Ohh, a rough tending! You can yank me around by the bandages, eheheh...

Eheheh, oh, nothing like that. But getting injured and having my wounds tenderly tended to sounds kinda fun...

Huh. Ugh. Alright.

I can soooorta die? But not in a way that you do. And unless I was purposefully letting it happen, things like that aren't strong enough to kill me.

Fair enough?

If I say yes, will you get all cute and concerned about me? :)c

Boring!

[A smile, wide and leering. She paces slowly around the room.]

Beautiful in construction, mind you. But empty. Violent, beautiful, but empty. There's just no soul to it!

Wait lol what's an ascian

Hm...is that your hypothesis? I guess given there isn't an active mass of light in your body, it wouldn't be the same progression.

[She taps his arm, gesturing at his utensils. A silent 'EAT', as she rattles on.]

I guess I can just purge it out of you if that ever happens. Sineaters are so...

Hmm....not immediate, I guess.

[She picks absently at her hair, which is a untamed mess]

You might be feeling it with enough exposure though.

[A sudden, wicked grin]

I could check you all over for feathers. It'd be real intimate.

Hmm...I guess I could fix you up a bit, and then we could. Maybe we can find some tougher ones....waaay tougher ones.

But your aether is still tipping juuuust the wrong way.

[She yanks a chair out for him, not bothering to sit herself]

I can shore you up a bit, if you want.

I'll have to find something else for you to work on today. Oh, or we could go hunting again! You aren't half bad at it, really.

[He's led to a kitchen that shouldn't belong in a structure like this. It seems palatial and old. But there's a table with a rather plain meal set out.]

Ugh. I have to do everything.