i can suggest a much cheaper and easier way to leave earth if these guys would bother to listen to me

Let us do without soldiers. The joy built upon successful slaughter is not the right kind of joy; it will not do; it is fearful and it is trivial.

if i could eat a whole bag of Brach’s Classic Jelly Beans every day for the rest of my life, i would.

"If you’re not going to pay us enough to fucking live or afford to live, at least pay us enough not to do this shit."

A digital illustration somewhat in the manner of a colored engraving. A whaling ship under full sail in rough seas trying to outrun a storm on the horizon behind them. Meanwhile a sperm whale many times the size of the ship and with feathered wings instead of fins flies above the ship with unknown intent. Wide block letters above the whale read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

mecha mothman and he’s holding hands with *squints* …He-Man?

OOF. yep. that's it exactly. that's what i was feeling all week.

Plucking My Chin Hairs in the Car on the Way to Work

Spines of books, one of which it titled "What Happens in Hamlet"

i've been asking myself this question for YEARS

should i kms or is it just pms 🫠

After Trump's latest genocidal utterances, I'm posting this again from Anaïs Nin’s diary from 1939-1944:

“America is in even greater danger because of its cult of toughness, its hatred of sensitivity, and someday it may have to pay a price for this, because atrophy of feeling creates criminals”.

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

He who shall hurt the little Wren
Shall never be belov'd by Men.
- William Blake, Auguries of Innocence

Fund libraries ❤️

New Face In Hell YouTube video by The Fall - Topic

singing this at karaoke

Imagine if Iran bombed Washington, killed the U.S. President, politicians, diplomats and top generals, what would you call it? Terrorists.

The U.S. bombed Tehran, killed its head of state, politicians, diplomats and top generals. Why do you call it a "pre emptive strike"!

is it the end of the world or a midlife crisis or just springtime?

every new thing we find out about whales makes me want to be a better person

“No Kings” Organizers & Indivisible Pivot to May Day General Strike Dozens of unions and Indivisible have backed the May Day Strong walkout

"After No Kings, Indivisible, one of the lead organizers of the "No Kings" protest, is pivoting to building support for...May Day Strong. The May Day Strong coalition is calling for "No Work, No School, No Shopping" on May 1st."

reporting by @mikeelk.bsky.social

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me and the girls

anything else going on today

they should be the urinals

"The bamboozle has captured us. It's simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we've been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back."

Carl Sagan

"One of the saddest lessons of history is this: if we've been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We're no longer interested in finding out the truth."

What is a Fast-Fish? Alive or dead a fish is technically fast

Tim and Eric ass looking characters

is that… is that why he’s standing

excellent ad for Michigan's next senator (that conveniently doubles as a handy dandy little shopping list and restaurant recommendation guide) let's gooooo

Let's build a Michigan for small businesses, not big corporations.

Here's how we do it:

Cesar Chavez, a Civil Rights Icon, Is Accused of Abusing Girls for Years

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