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Posts by Maen Maen Maen

We've got two dogs who come to camp, littermates.
The boy will constantly hump his sister, despite both of them being fixed. She doesn't really seem to care, or, be smart enough to care? Normally we'd separate them, but... she starts getting nervous and crying when her brother isn't around.

1 week ago 1 1 0 1

Thank you for being aware 🐸

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
Adult male fowler's toad, approx 2 inches

Adult male fowler's toad, approx 2 inches

Raising awareness about this toad
Please be aware of this guy!
Thank you

1 week ago 2 1 1 0

Changing my profile Pic...
Probably will again too idk if I like this at all
I just need to shake the Porcelain off tbh

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Ideal blunt rotation: Me

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Aw yeah, no work tomorrow! Instead of going to bed at 10:00 to be ready for with at 7:00, I can go to bed whenever I FEEL like it!

Which is about 10:30, an account of having gone to work at 7:00 this morning.

3 weeks ago 4 0 0 0

You love being a good wheelbarrow and walking on your hands for Farmer Mommy while she pushes you around holding your legs
# wheelbarrowplay # wheelbarrowkink # wheelbarrow

3 weeks ago 61 17 4 0
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How do you build up the confidence to deal with RSD when others are scared of your RSD?

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
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It gets better.

3 weeks ago 3 0 0 0
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This is your cue to start your garden.

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

The problem with "I'm a puppy you should train me uwu" is that most puppygirls are too smart. You can just tell her to sit and she thinks about it and sits. When I'm handling real dogs, it's more instinct. It's compulsive. Closer to hypno triggers tbh.

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

I'm back bitches

1 month ago 3 0 1 0

O KAMA JAKI

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

UNATTENDED NOUNS WILL BE ADDED TO MY TITLES

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

I think i have a secret super power that nothing will ever happen. Like I can say or do pretty much anything, and nothing significant will ever come of it. I can cuss people out, I can swear my undying loyalty, I can sit motionless for days. Nothing will ever come of it, it's incredible.

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Thank you

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Idk if having a social media account makes much sense for me? Like, does anyone actually care if I have anything to say?

8 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Testosterone was made a felony to protect Baseball, but I don't think they went far enough. All baseball players should be put on antiandrogens, and professionals should get an orchi. I want boymoders and eunichs on the diamond. I will pay attention to baseball again if this happens.

9 months ago 3 0 0 0

"Hey, I think it's weird that you... ah, evermind"
No wait what were you- did you say evermind? Nevermind?
"Oh actually I want you to be worrying about this one."

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

I give you permission.

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

You live in the powerful and wealthy city of 🅱️omelas and on your 18th birthday they take you under the city and explain, "we get all of our wealth and power from this machine, but... we have no idea how it works."
Would you still live there?

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

Fat Girls 🤝 Thin Girls
"I swear it feels like my tiddy is gonna slip out of this dress"

9 months ago 4 1 0 0

pilots only rarely cry inside their little armored coffin.
only once all the layers are ripped apart and cables removed from artificial orifices, that's when they're reduced to raw emotions. that's when the spectators thank the generous paramilitary sponsors for the unit conditioning.

9 months ago 22 1 0 0

Cannibalism is making a lot more sense, really...

9 months ago 2 0 0 0

boys will literally have dewlaps

9 months ago 349 16 8 0

Me at the bar, about to absolutely fumble it OR play the greatest rizz of my life: I'm gonna rambo-slam your diaphragm~

9 months ago 1 0 0 0

You know I've just got isopods in the woods, it's literally free to add~

9 months ago 1 0 1 0
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"I'll just scroll back through June's media history to find the worm tower. June's media page is surely a safe and sensible place."

9 months ago 24 1 1 0

Normal Person: It's child abuse.

Girl who thinks way too much about horses all the time: Oh you mean antiquated husbandry methods!

9 months ago 3 1 0 0

So basically Boston was a bad idea

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