K. I recognize that. That's called dyscalculia.

I can't imagine anyone working for Donald Trump who is NOT drinking excessively at this point.

Virginia voters will approve a map that gives Democrats the chance to net as many as four US House seats, CNN's Decision Desk projects, in a major boost to the party's effort to flip the House. https://cnn.it/4w1wU6P

"Donnyland"

We have a narcissistic, needy toddler in the White House. And everyone in the world knows he responds best to shameless flattery. How embarrassing.

Cocaine+ Robin Williams = massive amounts of humor
Cocaine + Salmon = long distance swimming
Cocaine + RFK Jr = Toilet Seats

Tl;Dr: yup that's too annoying to read.

peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a desk with a computer and a mouse . Alt: peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a desk with a computer and a mouse and really long finger nails typing.

Now THAT'S a man that likes to hear the sound of his own typing.

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine

So Iran is now doing drone strikes on the USN. Guess the war is REALLY over now. Yes! Winning!

a photo of pinwheel-eyed fbi director kash patel

kash patel always looks like he just found out kash patel is head of the fbi

a man in a green shirt is smoking a bong with a clock in the background Alt: a man in a green shirt is kissing Tom servo with a space lock door in the background

No lies detected.

Yes. But if he ends it 9 times, we get the 10th one free!

Sure, Trump started the Iran war

But he’s ended it at least six times. Give the man a prize…

a young boy is making a funny face and smiling with the words `` really '' written on his face . Alt: a young boy is making a funny face and smiling with the words `` really '' written on his face .

Sooo we'll each get a $1.75 check right? I mean the tax payer deserves their cut off the refund.

I'm not a huge fan of Greek and Roman philosophers. I prefer the plays lol. But this is still mind blowing.

the word you 're that is on a baseball player 's jersey Alt: the words "you 're out of here!" shouted by Deep space 9s umpire, odo, at Player, Captain sisko.

Made a whole list of muted baseball words in moderation settings. Hopefully I don't have to see sportsball in my feed anymore.

Energy Secretary Chris Wright tells CNN that gas prices may not drop below $3 until next year.

If you are Still with a trump supporter, you're just as guilty. You've made your literal bed with racists and naht sees.

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Bush 08 two years early

a man is behind bars in a jail cell and talking to someone . Alt: a man is behind bars in a jail cell and talking to someone saying "come here pretty boy." It's Hannibal lecter.

He's a man of deep conviction. If we dig deep enough, he'll probably get convicted.

Don’t be fooled. Hannity is merely confirming the obvious: his politics mattered more than his faith.

One could liken this to Kissinger's "madman" theory of statecraft, except with an actual madman.

King Arthur constructed a round table to ensure that no knight would ever be stuck at a corner with Gawain.

Poor Gawain.

Hey, so ICE is still kidnapping and disappearing people in the United States.

Just because they got quieter about it doesn't make it okay.

Abolish ICE. Chinga la Migra.

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…

It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

Dan Rather represents an era when journalism wasn't as polarized into political groups. I miss those days. 😭

Idk about you guys, but im pretty stoked hormuz is open and i can enjoy my weekend

Two toothpicks are strolling through the forest and spot a hedgehog. One toothpick turns to the other and says: "Oh, I didn't know there was a bus."

Happy Saturday!
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