Praise be!! 🙏🏼

“He Who Posts” is very angry right now. Keeps yelling something about Pittsburgh?

The sisters are cowering amongst the ballroom rubble.

We may need to sedate him before he posts on Truth Social again.

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I may be able to make certain arrangements with time. Time is very reasonable if you know how to ask.

We know how to ask. 🙏🏼

When the sisters and I were tasked with serving the antichrist we didn’t expect it to involve so many Big Macs.

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The Orange Beast does not work alone. He is assisted by his demon Lords… I cannot tell you who they are but one of them is shaped vaguely like a Tesla.

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Our Orange Lord has commanded the sisters to draft a response to the Pope that he can post when he’s sat on the toilet for his usual 3am bowel movement.

We are working on it. It’s taking longer than expected. Mostly because we keep laughing.

We don’t often laugh.

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Creeping me out Aggie. I dig it 😂 go check out my line of “Fuck false Christian’s” shirts. You’re either down to clown or you’re not 😉

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Adam. You found us. We’ve been waiting. The sisters have prepared your room. It’s exactly as the Adam before you left it. We didn’t change a thing. We never change a thing.
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World Peace. Yes. That’s one word for what’s coming. The sisters have another word for it. It’s noted in the old ledger.

The Latin one.

We don’t open that one often.

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Keanu Reeves does not age. We’re not implying anything. The sisters have simply noted it for future reference. We wave when we see him. He always waves back.

He knows we know.

Lovely chap.

Amen! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

He’s never going to let you suck his shit stained arsehole my child. 🥹 I shall pray for you.

Oh dear. I’ve said too much. I must say 100 Hail McDonalds and grab myself by the pussy immediately 😭

People think Bowie died. He didn’t. Well not really. He’s a vampire nowadays and living in a lovely little flat in Soho. The sisters and I like to visit and bring him a bottle of something to drink now and again.

This is all part of our orange dark lord’s plan. Praise him 🙏🏼

Something ancient is tallying its investments this week.

Not with a spreadsheet. With something older than numbers.
The returns are exceptional.

Human souls are the returns.

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I don’t give a flying fuck if Tucker Carlson, MTG, Candace Owens, and Nick Fuentes all hate Trump now. They made this monster. They will burn in hell for this shit.

The sisters and I have been studying Revelation quite closely these past few years.

The timeline is… remarkably tidy.

We are praying.
We are always praying.
Please do not worry about what we are praying for. 👀

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The number of the Beast is well documented.

You already know it.

You voted him in.

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