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Will they be able to get the jab if they want it, or will influenza be mandatory?

Bangers & mash

Hey, it at least gets him out of the country for a while.

Aunt Tifa prevails in court: prosecutor’s case wasn’t firm enough.

Presented the City of Signal Hill with $2,000,000 in federal funds that is going to turn this empty lot into affordable housing for local families. Let’s keep investing in housing.

Epstein always came first, that's why Trump's the second cumming.

True! And a pleasant evening to you my good friend, Iggy. Keep riding as I keep gardening. We need a mission to keep us going Besides the constant bending up and down in the garden is my gym.

Wow! Two left arms! That's how he does it...

You ever tried to kill a jellyfish?

Yellow journalism rears its ugly head again.

Will a couple of young, attractive women please call a press conference with their attorney and claim that Golden was sexually inappropriate with them in a Portland pool hall bathroom in 2019? Thanks!

It's a wonder that Golden is still able to vote at all.

Toilet Paper USA?

Uber Eats!

Good luck with that, TwoFirstNames.

Fuck Substack

I just find non-specific, open-ended criticism unhelpful. I will gladly identify Dems with whom I largely agree (Pritzker, Buttigieg, Warren) versus those who regularly piss me off (Fetterman, Schumer, Newsom).

Trump might be that stupid (undoubtedly is), but the guys running CENCON are not. Trump has no idea what's going on, only the pablum his handlers feed him.

I'm just curious which Democrats you dislike. Schumer? Jeffries? Warren? Newsom? AOC? Or which ones you like. Same list.

Names?

Zero premiums. Zero deductibles. Zero co-pays.

Single-payer means every Californian is covered, period.

Let alone for having rabies as a result of saving his family from a rabid wolf.

Future inventor of the Sybian watching Field of Dreams: 💡

Drove that delivery all the way from Nevada.

Person, woman, girl, pussy, fuck. Aced it!

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