Oh HELL NO.

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

This demonstrates vision beyond their years.

this is just to say

I have had an issue
fetching the posts
that were
on the timeline

and which you
were probably
hoping
to doomscroll

forgive me
the takes were so hot
and so
rate limited

Now I'm gonna have to watch Dune 2, aren't I? Because if we're getting into Fish Speakers, then i an all in

Whenever I'm in a subtropical Asian city, I am strongly reminded that Mother Nature is greedy and will take back this planet if given the slightest chance. (laudatory)

Pretty sure he was at the Madness concert in 2007

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Yes. And Hillary had the same effect. I was literally weeping in the voting booth each time. And I shared a huge hug with the poll worker afterwards.

It was as much joy as sadness.

First Bangkok cat.

First breakfast in Bangkok. Now I understand all the 🥭 discussion. Had no idea they could be like this

It is tax time so every self-employed person I know is talking about health insurance and the paradox that earning more money to pay for higher premiums then makes you ineligible for the subsidies so you actually end up with less $.

Fixing this mess is what our government SHOULD be working on.

Color me surprised

Trying to remember how long it's been since I was in the HKG airport - I think going on 10 years.

Used to fly over at least 4x a year when I was still working.

It's a very odd feeling.

Whoa!

Four images, three of fabric pages with different abstract designs and one image of a fabric book with the title on the white front cover in red font

In 2002, at the age of 91 years, artist Louise Bourgeois created 'Ode a L'Oubli' (Ode to Forgetting),  a book of 35 fabric pages made from her own cloth saved from different eras of her life #Womensart

Absolutely correct. Roth first; I wish I'd had that option earlier in my career.

Donate to Help The Pioneers Go To Worlds! The Pioneers ask for your support to send a group of our students to compete in Houston for the FIRST Impact Award on a global stage and to experience the highest level of robotics competition.

Hey Bluesky there’s an incredible high school robotics team in Nashville that qualified for the world championships but they can’t afford to get there. Can y’all help me step up for them? $10, $20 … Anything helps! Competition is at the end of the month so we gotta hustle:

OMG HUGH JACKMAN IS BACK IN MKE!

(I kid. So glad to see Milverine)

GET. OFF. SUBSTACK.

If Hungary can get rid of its autocrat, so can America

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Ha-Ra Club, the Tenderloin’s newest oldest bar, wants to be a dive forever In 1956, a wrestler and a boxer opened a bar together in San Francisco. 70 years later, not much has changed.

I remember going to this place about 20y ago and absolutely loving it. No BS, just a bar. Quite a rare thing in SF, even then.

Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

I have just experienced a kitty burp.

it was both weird and delightful at the same time.

twas the day before travel and all through the house
the washer was whirring and I was starting to grouse
the swimsuits were picked with the utmost of care
the sunscreen ensuring I'll stay "medium rare"

Joel Osteen left people to drown in the flood, rather than let them in to his mega church during hurricane Harvey.

Mattress Mack opened all of his mega furniture stores to anyone who needed a safe place.

Fuck Joel Osteen!

SO AGREE! I wish there were a body choice that looked like me.

And I DGAF how aerodynamically horrible my Zwift Postal hat is - that's my jam and I'm sticking with it.

(nice bike, BTW)

If you want your very own Rise plushie, here's where to pick it up. This thing is so darned cute!

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Oh hey, here it is! nasarise-plush.com