Where is my snow??!!! I was promised snow!!

😂😂😂😂. You stay away from aloe vera! Don’t you ruin that poor plants innocence!

Sudocreme fixes everything! How did you turn it into a poison?!

Happy birthday! And great company to share a birthday with

Yesterday I found out that dogs have knees. Today you destroy a knee. I don’t know how much more knee news I can take in one week

Did you used to do that thing where you pressed on your eyes and it looked like you were flying through a galaxy?

Whatever it is you’ve made me think of - I don’t want to eat it

Hahaha, I’d forgotten that was my header! It is Colm. How would you pronounce that?

That is fair. It does mean that I’m going to have to create a ridiculous surname for you in my head though.

Yeh you can’t really argue with that! I am now intrigued as to what your surname is though 😂

How crazy were your opinions…?

Hmmm. I’m not sure about that. I think we’re right. Definitely a sea creature

It…isn’t….?? What is it?!

There is a man at my gym who makes full on sex noises on the weights. Do you think people like this don’t realise what they sound like? Or is it an intentional mating call?

That definitely qualifies as dare devil. But I blame the hammock. If it’s going to sit there at low level pretending to be innocent, it knows it’s only a matter of time till someone tries to balance on it.

What was the ground surface? What level of risk are we talking? Grass is a no brainer. If it was rocks, then it was definitely a high level of confidence you went in with

But imagine if you’d managed to balance! Would have totally been worth it

41. The greys are spreading.

‘You build good fire’

And freezing

It’s christmas!!!!!!!!

These fireworks have been going on FOREVER

Dog in the fog

Boiler is broke. This is what it must have been like living BC

Haha I know! It was an expensive nap 😂

Went in a meditation pod. Fell asleep.

This wind had better not ruin my lovely Christmas lights….

No rain 🙌

Worst day to have a dog. Why can’t they just chill!

Preferred the deadly ice rink to this mushy mess