my goals are quite simple. anyone who stands in the way of them is an obstacle, and they must either surrender or be eliminated.

i almost wanna reach out to the person and ask but i dont think thats gonna help matters

it always sucks getting blocked for no apparent reason, but what's really weird is when you get randomly unfollowed/unfriended but *not* blocked

i keep track of the amount of friends i have on discord and if that number decreases i immediately have to investigate. i am normal

fuck me thats expensive

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yeahhhh we had to cancel the flight :((( itll happen eventually tho

Moon Child on the "Have You Seen Him" poster

My Bluesky timeline this past week

diligently citing my sources out of spite because of how wrong you are

aw :( im sure theres always next time. hell, seeing as theyre your gfs, maybe they could even play a special set for you

A brown-and-white tabby cat and a black-and-white cat sitting side by side

They are different sizes, but they’re best friends

[screenshot of Heatfreeze Island from Mario & Luigi: Brothership with penguins visible in the distance and the caption "extremely small and distant penguin"] [close-up views of the penguin in question] Source: DogToon64, models.spriters-resource.com/nintendo_switch/marioluigibrothership/asset/525909

Mario & Luigi: Brothership contains an extremely cute model of a decorative baby penguin that appears only outside the playable area and is never seen up close. Below is a detailed view of the model to appreciate the penguin.

[Q]
Have you ever taken or had taken naughty pictures of yourself?

[A]
I would be cast out of the priesthood. So no, not really.

[2008]

i acknowledge that simple math problems are a common form of engagement bait. i just couldnt help myself

no. margaret will have aged 63 years between her daughter being born and margaret reaching 84 (84 - 21 = 63), so her daughter will have reached 63 (0 + 63 = 63). 84 / 63 ≠ 4

correct answer is 28. they will both have aged 7 years, so her daughter will be 7 (0 + 7 = 7). 28 / 7 = 4

TWO...

shit i shouldve bought tomodachi life by now. but also money is tight. and i cant just get someone to buy me the game when they should instead be spending it on more immediately useful stuff
im gonna download the demo and hope to find out the game's not for me

Is this anything

Found out I'm apparently on a list of pro AND anti-shippers, separately, which is very funny to me.

Learning that Mr Beast, owner of the biggest channel on the planet, doesn't understand why chocolate bars have segments in them, is an eye opening experience.

i have zero interest in runescape, but this was quite a good watch. it was refreshing to see a non-queer person stand up for us. it was also weirdly helpful to hear why i should believe something i already know. it's easy to forget the details of *why* something is shitty once i know that it is

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO IS VISITING NANCY, WHEN SUDDENLY SHE BEGINS TO BLINDFOLD HIM SLUGGO: WHAT'S DIS FOR ? NANCY: I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU P2- NANCY TAKES SLUGGO OUT TO THE YARD P3- SLUGGO IS STILL BLINDFOLDED NANCY: NOW HOLD YOUR ARMS OUT STRAIGHT P4- SLUGGO, STILL BLINDFOLDED AND HOLDING HIS ARMS OUT, AND WONDERING WHAT NANCY IS DOING NANCY POSITIONS THE HANDLE BARS OF PUSH MOWER IN SLUGGO’S HANDS

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 19,1949

I added just a random baby to my Tomodachi island and it's so fucking funny. All these characters who are 30-40 and then a literal 1-year-old running around and no one knows where he came from or who he belongs to. Just shows up in people's houses, and they love it. He's friends with everyone.

i do prefer when effects in live-action stuff look as realistic as possible, but at the end of the day i question how much of that effort is worth it. no matter how realistic yoda looks, i'll always know he isnt real because of course yoda isnt real

a Petfinder screenshot of an adult male bunny rabbit named "printer paper"