If this were put to a popular vote (Metro only), it would fail. The people set to benefit don't live here and don't have to deal with the bs. Or pay for anything.

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Today my daughter picked up and played a $25,000 guitar. I think my hair was sweating.

Just passed by Dolby Theater where they had everything set up for Eddie Murphy’s AFI Lifetime Achievement Award thing. I hope they play Boogie in Your Butt.

Green Jeep with a photo of Björk on the spare tire cover

Shoutout to the person driving on Sunset with a Björk cover on their spare tire just now

It’s the Dad Way™

Extremely white New Balance shoes that can only be worn by a dad

As you can see, my dad is here.

It’s my birthday and I’m raising $1000 for @standupforscience.net, an organization that is fighting tooth and nail to protect science in this country. Founder, @cdelawalla.bsky.social, is back!

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Guys….

Cookies, deodorant, socks. Iran war puts military packages in limbo Thousands of boxes sent to service members in Middle East are stuck in limbo. The Postal Service has indefinitely suspended delivery amid Iran war.

This is intensely fucked up (I know, I know — throw it on the pile of intensely fucked up news we get daily).

*FORMER mayor 😅

Thought this was about the mayor of a city where I once lived for a second

BREAKING on MS NOW:

Tulsi Gabbard just referred the whistleblower whose complaint led to the first impeachment of Trump — and the Inspector General who deemed the complaint "credible" — for possible criminal prosecution by the Trump Justice Department.

Clearly he’s Rupert’s long distance best friend

AI star symbol.

It's funny (not funny) how this ubiquitous symbol screams 'beware, incoming trash!' I have an instant reaction of revulsion whenever it pops up.

Can’t believe the news, Disney shutting down the marvel. vis dev department. This teams art made them billions and billions of dollars, but it seems that paying a handful or so of fulltime illustrators is simply too much to ask these days.

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

Also…

One of my favorite things I’ve ever made

He’s definitely not using AI to make himself sound articulate or correct his crimes against punctuation.

“I thought it was me as a doctor” is such a childish lie that the media’s refusal to call it that and drive in circles to say “trump denied it was an image of jesus and said he thought it was a doctor” is an implicit admission that they will never truthfully report on trump for the rest of his life

I hate the all-party primary in California. I’d love to be able to cast a vote without having to worry whether a Democrat will be on the general ballot. We need to end this.

Everyone in LA hearing that crazy thunder:

Dang, I’ve been in LA long enough that I’m not used to thunder anymore. I just about fell off the sofa.

Finally some good news

MST3K: Laserblast - Beyond Thunderdome YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000

Context for the rest of you:

A screenshot of a text conversation: PERSON A: I will fight you PERSON B: Fight me I challenge you Thunderdome PERSON A: Ok CAN'T WE JUST GET BEYOND THUNDERDOME?

I CANNOT believe the opportunity actually presented itself.

A very small number of you will fully get this, but the best people will.

A very relaxed and pensive orange dog with his pointy ears folded back while he enjoys the smooth sounds of Laufey

See? Extremely chill.

Blurry dog in front of a tv showing Laufey’s Coachella set.

Rupert likes Laufey. She calms him down.

I need these guys in t-shirt form