I cannot possibly imagine a funnier sports result than James Harden winning the title with the Cleveland Cavaliers. It’s an even bigger space-time continuum rip than the Cubs winning the World Series. Like, they’ll hoist the trophy and the sand worm from Beetlejuice will appear
I don’t even think they tried to frame him, I think everything was done so ham-handed that you could’ve raised a scotch of reasonable doubt even without Fuhrman
Haha that’s true, I know the idea of a professional (“”) police force was still new, but their sloppiness with handling the case is horrendous
I don’t have the slightest clue how you could imagine a world where OJ didn’t do it, the defense did a great job exploiting the LAPD’s real flaws in handling the case but anything resembling hard evidence only points one way
Baseball Stars
The only conspiracy theory I really and truly believe is that the Jack the Ripper case was covered up at least to some extent by the Metropolitan police
Michael Moore used that clip of Condoleezza Rice reading the title of the Bin Laden memo as a punchline in Fahrenheit 9/11 bsky.app/profile/hunt...
I enjoy this because its expression seems to convey that it knows this about itself and is resigned to its fate as a monument to hubris bsky.app/profile/elem...
There are some of the best songs they ever did on this album - Triumph, It's Yourz, A Better Tomorrow - but the second disc is *so* long, and it's very funny that they make fun of R&B rappers and then Black Shampoo is there
Now re-listening to Wu-Tang Forever, one of the all-time boondoggles and the first misstep by the Wu in what would become a series of them
hoping for a future where Infowars becomes the new NEA bsky.app/profile/benc...
For fuck's sake, sign up for The Onion, and get a free limited edition IW tote.
A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.
Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!
honestly makes me tear up a bit that the Sandy Hook parents wanted this and finally got it bsky.app/profile/benc...
That’s a Ken Burns documentary
There’s a chance The Atlantic settles and withdraws the article, but this is a HUGE, extremely well sourced article about a major public figure, there’s zero chance they didn’t discuss their legal exposure at great length
The initial anecdote had NINE sources on it! Patel is writing a check I don’t think his ass can cash bsky.app/profile/macf...
Spencer Hall’s bearded face and a message of appreciation from New American Pathways for my donation
It’s that time of year - to see @edsbs.bsky.social’s huge pixelated face after donating for a good cause in the name of the Maize and Blue www.edsbscharitybowl.com
Owning both that and The Aeroplane Flies High made it obvious that Corgan had poor QC regarding song selection
every day we don’t get a Bootleg Series of the Michael Henderson band is a bad day
I respect your remembering something about that show that isn’t the bin Laden bit
The Play Dead app displaying the cover of Dave’s Picks 8, from the Fox Theatre in Atlanta, GA, 11/30/80
If you have the Play Dead app and haven’t listened to this before, here’s my advice: listen to it
this is so funny to me, what other reason would there for be to single this particular guy out
Midterms indicator 👇 bsky.app/profile/bbbu...
This guy must be some real piece of shit for the OP to single him out over, say, Eve Fartlow bsky.app/profile/rach...
It’s sort of like the Vince thing about how you’re not allowed to get over by yourself because Sami basically crowbarred himself in, only he was SO over and the Bloodline was almost literally the only storyline they cared about, so they had no choice but to throw him a bone
I think about it every time I see Curry now, even before Home Alone 2
there were so many obvious off-ramps but the best would’ve been Sami in Montreal; after WM 39 there was only one acceptable ending and they almost fucked that up too
I’m not stupid and obviously know it’s easier to do this when you land a 7 foot physical polymath with a #1 pick and have two other lottery picks in the last 3 years, but it is utterly bananas how fast the Spurs came together. Essentially their only weakness is inexperience
honestly, huge day for Saudi Arabia between Man City and Roman Reigns winning today
That’s the plan, it’s gonna be real fun to see what the next year or so of Saudi shows looks like