The yearly Clayton Carmine quota will soon be fulfilled 🫡 trust, let me cook. Forgive me for going AWOL for a bit, I got quite busy with moving, being ill, and doing t*xes. Just gettin' back into the swing of things ^^

4 more teasers available for free (yes, free!) over on my Patreon!

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money miser mordekaiser and janitor thresh 💵

would you do anything for a raise?

Nothing beats a little rest and relaxation by the water!

Piece done for @kryptiksin.bsky.social Thank you once again!

For Orctober this year, Grinok was planning to hit up the Wyvern's Tail in Orgrimmar to get himself some ass. But @suchmim.bsky.social 's Kromur didn't like his cocky attitude and decided he needed put in his place.

I wonder how much effort it took to subdue the hot headed Bleeding Hollow Orc

Don't mind my dog, he's harmless as long as you dont let him convert you into another drone.

Thank you very very much! I always appreciate the kind words from you either on here or on Patreon - hopefully I can start dropping some teasers for the upcoming projects real soon ;D

Late night gooners are eatin' good

Voice acting from the same goobers as last time (@hoplimevo.bsky.social & @infinitydusk.bsky.social) w/ models from @blandwichnsfw.bsky.social)

Been a little ill lately, recovering nicely though 😌 big things still cooking in the background, stay tuned, mwah

Withdrawing from Cyberstan forced all of those SEAFs to find whatever transport they could.

Still, the Helldivers weren't gonna give out any free rides, so those little guys better make themselves useful if they don't want to get thrown out of the airlock.

Free download on my Patreon!

'Ass'taroth - Colored Sketches

Astaroth from Soul Calibur
More versions of the big angy boi available for early access on Patreon

Didn't realize that I've had DMs set to only allow messages from people I follow 😐 whoops... fixed now though - DMs are still open ^^

Still been chipping away at some new projects! Big things happening in the Helices3D cinematic universe, stay tuned 🤫

LEGION'S BIG NIGHT (SFM)
this is a jumpcut version of the full vid

FULL VID - Mega: mega.nz/file/z3RTnTi...

(Catbox is down rn so I'll upload catbox link later)

Legion VA: @infinitydusk.bsky.social

Sound FX: OpenNSFW, SFMLab Import Pack
Scenebuild Props: CHΛSΞ_81 (ported by SnapSnap)

Enjoy!

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Abrams gets excited when you squeeze his pecs 😋

Wrestling rivals King and Armor King consented to a "no-holds-barred" wrestling match. But King didn't quite expect his opponent to go all the way...

Full version available on the 🅿️ site!

I can see why you keep hiring him.

Guess who my new main in #zzz

"thats what you get fer sneakin' up on us just to get a peak~"

Having a soft spot for military themes is probably one of the straightest characteristics that I have, but fuck it - it just worked so well here that I couldn't resist leaning into it. I'm glad you enjoyed it ^^

VOICE ACTING:
@hoplimevo.bsky.social as Sgt. Richards
@ivanerecshun.bsky.social l as Sgt. Steele
@infinitydusk.bsky.social l as the Weenie (as always)

MODELS:
Helldiver Hunks and Runt from @blandwichnsfw.bsky.social
Sample Tube from @rtzerobara.bsky.social

Take a bow, everyone 🧎‍♂️

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This shit was just pure self-indulgence for me, so if this is pressing your buttons then that means you're unfathomably based

Ahh you're too sweet, thank you for all the kind words! It means a lot to me ^^

Even if it's just porn at the end of the day, I put my heart and soul into this stuff. It took me an embarrassingly long time to write the script and everything so I'm really glad you enjoyed it so much

Well I've gotta give BlueSky credit where credit's due: they DID actually fix the audio desync issues that I was getting with longer videos!

Quality/bitrate seems to be significantly improved as well - good stuff. Happy gooning!

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Finally enlisted to be a Helldiver, huh? Good work weenie, but the hard part ain't over yet: you're gonna need to procure a few "samples" for analysis.

Nervous? Don't be - your beefcake Sergeants know juuuuust how to take care of you. "SAMPLE COLLECTION" is out now on Patreon!

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Guess we're doing it in 2 parts over here

Are y'all seeing this shit

Oh I should also mention: I don't time-gate Patreon rewards either. No matter when you sub, you'll always be able to access my entire backlog of content

The uncut Patreon release will be ~8 minutes long, and the public release on Twit/Bsky will be ~5 minutes long. There's still gonna be plenty of goon-fuel in the public release, don't worry 😅

Perhaps I'll post the cut scenes on Twit/Bsky later on, but that won't be for another few months at least

THE WAIT IS OVER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

"SAMPLE COLLECTION" - MY BIGGEST PROJECT EVER

DROPPING TOMORROW. YOU KNOW WHERE.

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