We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war.

Art of the deal, baby.

NEWS: Bette Midler just released a remake of Woody Guthrie’s classic protest song “All You Fascists Bound to Lose,” updated to fit the current moment and urge action ahead of the midterms.

You have to listen to this.

I'm honestly surprised El0n hasn't bought an identity theft prevention company so he can make money off of the Great SSN Heist.

Photo of neatly-arranged organic vegetables including butternut squash, white potatoes, black Spanish radishes, carrots, and salad mix

Got my first order from Elmwood Stock Farm’s winter CSA today! I had to show it off by channeling my inner Wes Anderson. #CSA #ElmwoodStockFarm #knolling @walsh.bsky.social

"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."

—The Declaration of Independence

Same. I miss having a respectable person in the White House. 😢

The ALT text! 😂

Am I the only one who thinks Sen. Mark Warner looks like Robert Sean Leonard?

My feed uncannily speaks the truth yet again. 😔

Minnesota is the best of us.

That shack looks straight out of a Bob Ross painting! 💞

In this season, I know a lot of people are hurting. Many of us are grieving. If your heart is heavy and your head is low, I just wanted to hold space for you.

May we all cherish the memories that warm our hearts, and take advantage of every chance we get to show kindness, gratitude, and love.

Has anyone reminded you of when Karmel Allison (an invited guest; girl in bright red) nearly fainted during an Obama speech on the Affordable Care Act (ACA; Obamacare) in the White House Rose Garden on October 21, 2013.

Should a president care & act this way?

A tweet from John Fugelsang reads in all caps: "NO FOOD FOR YOU UNTIL THE DEMOCRATS LET US TAKE AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE" – US House Speaker Mike Johnson.

This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.

If your Teams admin has enabled GIPHY support, you can put @effinbirds (with the @) in the search to see the animated versions of these comics I made for GIPHY.

Works everywhere that there's a GIPHY-powered GIF chooser!

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

Too bad Republicans don't protect school kids as much as the Epstein files

There’s a Polish version of “they’re as thick as thieves” that translates to “they know each other like bald horses.” A French phrase about close chums is “they’re friends like pigs.” But my favourite phrase about bosom buddies is the Arabic “they’re like two bums in one pair of underpants.”

Bookshelves with a book titled Pasha on top of a book called The '45

It's a brimful of

And somehow, there are still vets out here backing this man? It makes zero sense. He dodged the draft, insulted POWs, called fallen soldiers “suckers”—and now this?

At what point is enough finally enough?

Oh, I hope you can make this work in time for the 'thon! #TBTL

This is known as a “Holy Ghost”

Getting angry at his own hiccups.. 😅

“Well, son, sometimes when two recycle bins love each other very much…” @garbage-anxiety.bsky.social

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

I wonder if they were hoping it was time for Hot Dogs From Heaven again.

Paddy, Not Patty | For The Love Of Saint Patrick, Stop Calling It St. Patty's Day Listen here: It's Paddy's Day, not Patty's Day. A friendly guide to properly abbreviating St. Patrick's Day, because your Irish friends are tired of crying into their pints.

It's that time of year. ☘️ paddynotpatty.com

I love it when this happens in my feed. @effinbirds.com

Our country was — and continues to be — built by the achievements of courageous, resilient, and remarkable women.
We’ve come a long way and there's more work to do.

I will not sit by and let an administration of hate and bigotry undo centuries of progress — we will fight back.