The Humans Are Incompetent support group.

I got this too! It's so beautiful.

Me: Sorry, I close door.
Skittles: [sad meow]
Me: Got chemicals. Chemicals bad. [closes door]
Skittles: [attacks my ankle]

She's now swishing her tail in a very displeased manner and glaring at me as I log into HSR.

Skittles attacked my ankle because I closed the balcony door (she was napping just inside it because the floor is warm).

I swear I wasn't trying to ruin her fun; I just heard the fogging van and didn't want her breathing that stuff in.

hello to everyone else included in the "anti-ai ai haters" blocklist the technical advisor of bluesky just followed 🫡 it's an honor just to be nominated

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Sometimes the only thing standing in the way of your goals… is you.

Happy birthday, Calvin!

A brown-and-white tabby cat and a black-and-white cat sitting side by side

They are different sizes, but they’re best friends

Thanks! Mostly alright, I think? They're just trying to figure out what's causing a minor but very persistent symptom I've had for a while.

I'm pretty sure the records from this machine will show a random sharp spike in my heart rate at approximately 6pm.

I'm lying down with electrodes on my chest and wires peeking out from under my shirt. Skittles comes by.

Me: Awww you want to hang out with me?

Skittles: [purrs][sniffs wires][BITES wires viciously]

Me, remembering the nurse told me I have to pay 10k if the thing gets damaged: [PANIC]

Adorable photo of black and white cat with a smudgy black nose sitting on a blanket. She was one black spot on her white paw.

Happy Birthday Sam Sam! She is (officially) 17 years old today 😻

My mother said I could be anything so I decided to be petty and passive aggressive.

Since the lady next to me in the hospital waiting room is playing her videos and voice messages on speaker even after I told her it was annoying and rude, I am reading omegaverse manhwa with my phone slightly tilted towards her, with weeb music playing only loud enough to annoy her.

Pervert Golightly

United States, Census, 1910

This made me wonder why nasi goreng cheese leleh isn't a thing yet

Looking across history, in fairness these are core characteristics of rulers in “the West”

If being left behind by ai would mean they would actually leave me alone and not force their ai on me, I would be happy to be left in the dust

It's quite mild, manis-manis lemak je. More like the durian custard/cream in those durian crepes yang jual kat gerai.

Every trombone player I know is like this (including me)

Lol I actually liked this one though! So far the SEAsian flavours have been pretty solid.

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

There are loads of them in SEA and the more accurate term is LBH (loser back home). Idk if people outside SEA get the videos in their social algos but the current most toxic pests are from countries currently committing war crimes and locals are increasingly fighting back.

てるしまHBD〜‼️🎊🎂めでたい‼️‼️

Because, like, telling people who think the things I thought were cringe about myself were actually cool made me realise that nothing about me was actually cringe to begin with. People who are earnest about the things they love are great and they shouldn't have their hearts stomped on.

If there's one thing I wish I had found earlier, it's the courage to just be open about all the things I love, regardless of how cringe they may be, and use that to filter out the people I should care less about (because they clearly don't care about me!)