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You: changing the draft age limit to 42 is ridiculous!

Me @ 40: the army just called me young!

Just checking in but is it too early or too late to have a Brat summer?

Céline Dion - I'm Alive (Official HD Video) YouTube video by CelineDionVEVO

Share a video from the 90s or early 2000s that is 100% real but appears as AI today.

I’ll start:
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Union Ststion #DC does not wait for #thanksgiving, and neither should you.

Guys. Why be a “Panican” when you could be a “Panicant”???

Alex Ovechkin breaks Wayne Gretzky’s NHL goals record against Islanders with 895th career goal OMG. HE DID IT!! Alex Ovechkin just scored his 895th career goal beating New York Islanders goaltender Ilya Sorokin at UBS Arena.…

Alex Ovechkin breaks Wayne Gretzky's NHL goals record against Islanders with 895th career goal russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/04/06/a...

Howe had the record for 31 years, Gretzky had the record for 31 years. Somewhere out there is a 8 year old watching Ovi and thinking “yeah I could do that”

#Caps fans getting all riled up on the announcer calling Ovi a one trick pony makes me nervous that that’s a genuine fear for them. It’s so easily disproving by, oh I don’t know, watching hockey?
Let go and let goat.

The real 4 Nations is the enemies we made along the way.

Elon Mus(t) Go?
Elon Musk Pokémon go to the polls?
Elon mustache to leave?
Elong goodbye?

Listen. I cannot be expected to remember what day it is everyday of every week of every year.
That’s just too much to ask of one person.

BREAKING: Trump’s Secretary of Wall Preservation and Stain Removal.

I took too long making this but Lars Eller is a great example of #Caps asset management. And I like him.
Worth of note, Montreal got a 2rd from Edmonton and turned it into Jordan Harris

The convert guide told me to retweet my hot tweets but comedy is all about