I love this sooo much. I’m still playing football at 50.

Great to see you enjoying it. Keep going with it.

Bite them back.

Just realised how rude I’ve been…

List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.

1, Big Shirtless Col
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep

Looks like somebody-wumbody might be getting their comeuppancey wuppancey.

If you die tragically before meeting Su, I’ll organise a whip round and we can get this engraved on your head stone.

List five famous people you have met but ONE is a lie.

1, Dominic Cummings
2, Vic Reeves (Jim Moir)
3, Jack Charlton
4, Suzi Ruffell
5, Wayne Sleep

I’ve read entire books with less content than this!

All about the ordinal numbers…

Where is the best place for incels?
In cells.

Bless her, she looks so happy!

If it cut to the end so I can see how they dress I’d be in for watching…

Paging Carol Gray!!!

I’ve heard he’s never deactivating again.

Yes? How May I help?

Oh do fuck off google…

What’s a weekly stand up? Some sort of meeting carry on?

I can’t share photos either atm (probably for the best), but I keep having to change the password.

Does anyone else keep getting locked out on here?

And they also just about stretch all the way to the floor!

KP clearly dearly loves Harvey, as he does her. But I’m not sure as much as he does trains. Whenever I feel down I watch videos of Harvey watching trains. The joy is infectious. KP has done a great job with him.

I’m a special school head, I had a different perspective which was, in the light of your insight, incorrect.
I thought KP had trained Harvey to say that to bullies, which is absolutely laudable. Since then I’ve heard idiots say ‘Harvey Price’ intended as an insult & the recipient say ‘thank you’.

Hello. I used to be a banker, and then inexplicably I was appointed moral guardian of the established church of the country with the 6th largest economy in the world, a role I failed, because I ignored all the noncing I knew about. And then I resigned.

Would you still like to hear my opinions?

I’m just shouting into the void here. There’s nothing any of you can do, except keep being silly sausages and helping me smile. I’ll be catching up on the timeline later.

Since Ofsted shifted to be less damaging to school leaders, I’ve never had a settled or calm Sunday.
The existential dread starts on a Saturday night & runs until 12:30 on the Monday. The stress and pressure is unsustainable. Who’d have thought Ofsted would make it worse? All I do is work/think work

First stanza of Deutschland Uber Alles. There’s just *something* about that song…

My Twitter never converted to X. Eventually it just stopped. Philp arrives here every now & again to call us dweebs!

How are you doing?

TBF, you’ve a valid reason for the poor memory Nic!

I only lingered on Twitter for you and Philp. Good people.