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I am now the proud owner of the “Fell For It Again” award presented by the Leopards Eat Faces party.
Folks, when you have that “friend” that verbally attacks your family, your friends, and your common interests…they will attack you too. It sucks.

“the AP is no longer in the White House press pool but the reporter for MyPillow is” has broken me

A series of Tumblr posts: The old magic persists thanks to its unfathomable power." No, the old magic persists because the new magic can't run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don't want or need onto my orb. Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic. Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection. The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes. Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear. You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb. You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

All of these spoke to me, deeply.

It's not echo of 1940. It's literal return to 1930s.

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Thank you @listifications.app for showing me that someone blocked me. Who was it?
A bitcoin farmer?
GOOD RIDDANCE

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

My classmates just pitched a Y2K-themed music festival, where guests could record concerts using flip phones and upload them to this place called “MySpace”

Jesus Christ I’m old

Well spoken

Virginia service worker Jennifer Piggott voted for Trump knowing others would suffer she just never thought… 🐆💀

This part of the story isn’t my favorite. When does it get to the good part?

What’s YOUR favorite character?

I hate it when I am acutely aware that I forgot my deodorant at home.

Fuck.

a man in a white shirt is looking out of a window and says bet ALT: a man in a white shirt is looking out of a window and says bet

*gets tapped to run Jackbox at an event*
*asks event organizer if I can setup a windjammers table*
*they said yes*

Ty for this. Just moved to Belgium and trying to find the FGCs around here isn’t easy

In 3D? Based

…that makes SO much more sense. I haven’t been to a church in years and couldn’t justify calling one.
Totally get it. Good luck! Hope that they don’t get uppity on ya.

This may be a bit of a personal question, but may I ask why you’re calling a church in the first place?

Playing games with friends makes me feel good
I want a partner I can share games with

IF I ONLY HAD A JOOOOOOOOOOB UGH love you thank you

Turns out Interstellar is a good movie!

I now want to respond to a counterpoint in any argument with “Well, do I go to your house and pee on your socks?”

Don’t ask me why. I have no idea.

Don’t be sorry

…idk how to feel about this lol

People who sit on either side of the aisle on the bus and talk to each other are the protagonists in their own lives

Isn’t that why people won’t shut the fuck up about Tinder?

Dropkick Murphys got banned from Twitter for posting this video against Donald Trump and Elon Musk.

But they can't ban it here.

Video game footage