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it's just a scam, like everything is now, I get these videos where women are filming what products they use in their house to protect themselves and it's obviously just to sell the products because if you were trying to protect yourself you wouldn't FILM YOUR SECURITY MEASURES
print it
well I have watched hours of Law & Order
when you are afraid of your neighbor you are not going to do anything to help the public good
I think America's response to Covid, Trump voters being distrustful and fearful of everything around them, and people consuming mass amounts of true crime are all related
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true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative
she thinks women are stupid!!!
not him. no
we should talk about how everyone from The Faculty has aged extremely well. the reason? that's right, the water in Texas
this state, man
Charlie on his short king shit "I'm relaxing I'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone"
Friday plans
I saw this guy at so many aftershows in austin
my catholic guilt is acting up
what if they made a website that worked
THIS is the technology the people want. stop trying to summarize my emails for me and give me an in-home pasta printer
they need to make bigger jars
the cheap chili crisp is always out of stock
lol
thinking about how much bail is for shit you didn't even do and how like a third of americans said they don't have $400 to cover an emergency
i am NOT blonde
i'm just sick about this
i'm sorry you're telling me these are two separate women
calling in tired to work
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Queen shit
absolutely incredible ending to this saga
this is so offensive. there is only one god, and He is the Shrike, the Lord of Pain
woah