I don’t think I ever went into detail about the absolute ass whooping, the absolute DOG WALKING I gave to Sir Gideon Ofnir THRICE in Elden Ring 😂😂. I gave him a beat down so severely I laughed so hard I cried. It was a nice reprieve from the rest of the bosses of the game

hard day

When I was at the local bookstore recently, I snatched the last Busy World of Richard Scary bookmark and it’s the cutest thing ever

Gonna go get a library card after work. Who wanna fuck?

🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ 1000%. And they really cast the perfect person to play Scott on the show. He’s not exactly the same in the book but I think he really did the book character justice. They both did.

I think their story is in the works for a short season. Like 3-4 episodes….I hope lol. We missed out on the hotel conference room scene and the Scott Hunter night at the gay bar lol

NOT THE VALENTINA GOMEZ MEME 😂😂

In Dungeon Crawler Carl I never read Princess Donut as being British. Aparently that’s how the audiobook is. For the last few weeks I couldn’t think of who I was hearing in my head when I read her parts then it hit me. I was hearing Kat Dennings 😱😂

I’ve always loved fantasy video games and movies yet it still surprises me that I’ve been enjoying Dungeon Crawler Carl so much. I have so many books I wanna read now 🥰

Nah you built different lmao. That movie still scares the shit outta me to this day. Prob the only horror movie I will not watch. I def shouldn’t have seen it when I was 12 😫

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This one 🤠?

I do believe I’m horny

I think this is what I'm going to wear to Vice tomorrow night.

Lets fight those Sunday scaries.

To celebrate 20k followers enjoy this Bulked up muscle daddy stroking.

Fat cock Friday after yesterday's issues is nice to see.

Happy 420

I love being a leaky precummy mess

I can smell me from up here 🐽

Hi daddy

hi boyfriends

Horny 🤤🥵😮‍💨 #fcf

Happy Monday cuties 😜

The only message I got recently on scruff was someone asking me if I wanted to parTy 😂😂😂😂

Not sure why I haven’t added the Star Wars prequel 4K editions to my collection yet

If you’re c*ged you don’t need to be worrying about jerking off 😜

“Why am I getting work emails?” Should be the entire sentence

Wishing you a successful procedure and a quick recovery 💕

I’m awake 😳 lmao