Given the way the triple lock works a far more beneficial and also easier to defend change would be to lock the state pension to only earnings.

Well, yes, but they had to cast a body double (Joanna Lumley, as I recall) when Wogan was pregnant.

move to Scotland!

wait, Polette has closed their showroom, Ace & Tate only do it for free if you buy glasses from them now, Specsavers no longer give out vouchers - are you telling me I'm going to have to *pay* for an eye test for the first time in my life because no one does them for free in London anymore? urgh?

Loading up on the sea drive?

Looks more like a parallel printer port?

So, about 800g of actual chocolate.

Thieves have stolen more than 400,000 KitKat chocolate bars weighing around 12 tons from a truck in Europe. https://cnn.it/3NMHyNp

A fine piano player.

Carlos Castaneda was the cool read for teenagers in then70s.

That's an impressive car park.

Off-Jerk is the regulator.

You go up strait, but come back gay, so I've been told.

"I am not a number!"

"You will, Mueller, you will!"

@green-bay-packers.bsky.social: Robert @muellershewrote.com sorry to hear that you have died. You did so much for America. RIP! Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com. I have not died.

lol

Well, they're certainly on the right channel for that.

It's not the lack of "danger" or "edge"

It's the lack of funny

I suspect it was 45.

* that is of course the Olde Englishe spelling of "would".

and who (or possibly whom?) in these troubled times wuold look to Dundridge and his accursed Digit for succour?

Deja Oof.

And don't forget , it's "fewer is more", not "less is more."

(whispers) Facebook.

I bet she is just waiting for the the day she can say he has met his Waterloo. I know I would.

Oh well, at least it can be rebuilt again, just like the art School.

I've started preemptively asking Street Chuggers for directions to Marks and Spencer. surprisingly effective.

Octopus (and others) can still offer an ECO10 tariff that was intended for users of storage heaters. I a saving around 30% over a standard tariff by using my water and heating in the low-rate periods. there are 3 of these in each 24 hours.

Craig Ferguson Laughing Attack YouTube video by Fergufool

I think the day warrants another look at Craig Ferguson and Geoff's best ever moment (at least, one that doesn't involve the words "Careful, Icarus".) The pair of them egging each other on into a chronic giggle fit makes the sun come out every time for me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iN9...

Can I ad a zeroth rule?

"The Royal Family is Middle Class, not Upper Class."