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Posts by UncleMalMal

I think of this panel from Pogo often, but it's really hitting true today. I'm genuinely afraid for the future.

9 months ago 3 0 0 0

I was feeling 'substitute teacher losing control of the class' energy, but I can feel the divorced dad part too. Either way, it's clear things are not going according to Trump's fantasies of how things would play out.

9 months ago 0 0 0 0

That's what he's counting on.

10 months ago 3 0 0 0

It's interesting, though now I can't help but want a Guyver themed diner where the helmets hold a card swiping slot. I'm imagining a magical-girl moment where they spin and swipe the credit card... then the music stops as the card is declined.

I think it's badass but also ripe for parody.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

NASA had some failed launches but far fewer proportionally than SpaceX. I have my theories but long story short... I'd rather have NASA with it's glacial slowness and abundance of caution.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

While I do agree we should continue to fund space exploration, I would definitely prefer to be doing it with NASA and not SpaceX. Any space program would have some inevitable failures but it seems SpaceX is willing to rush launches and risk more failures, knowing the taxpayers will pay for it.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

I guess the only option is to have a a number of inspection teams (at least 3) inspecting daily in rotation. Otherwise, there's no point to the inspections since they would just move all the incarcerated beforehand and leave an empty building.

Even then, DHS would try to hide their actions.

10 months ago 3 0 0 0
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Yeah, I noticed that bit of wordplay as well. It sounds the exact same as 'you are closer to death than you were a minute ago'. Well... yeah. But still not dead YET so don't put me in a coffin now.
Treating Iran like they have WMDs when there are none is history repeating itself for the worse.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

So... extra Teslas in the front lot, giant flags that are big enough to cover Semis, and a someone that tells everyone just how honest he is.

The White House has just become a used car lot.

10 months ago 7 0 1 0

Pity Ryan Reynolds still isn't doing Mint Mobile ads anymore. Can you IMAGINE the takedowns he would have for Trump Mobile?

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Rockin', rockin', and rollin'
Down to the beach, I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke at my head, not fun!
I said, "Seagulls, mm! Stop it now!"

10 months ago 0 0 1 0

One of the few times I actually agree with Northern Korea 'news'. Pretty brutal.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

They would be able to wander the inner halls and the buzz is an implicit invitation into your apartment alone if we assume typical Vampire limitations.
If we are dealing with Vampire: The Masquerade rules... yeah, they don't need an invitation but you made it way easier.
Either way, you are hosed.

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10 months ago 4 0 0 0

Wait... WHAT? Oh my beating 80's heart.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

I keep finding scorpions in my bathroom sink overflow drain. I think they like the moisture and the fact it's like a tiny cave. Occasionally they crawl out and get stuck in the sink if it's properly stoppered.

You might want to keep those tongs handy.

PS: The pizza was good.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

Eh, not really. After the Cold War and being told the Russians were going to nuke us constantly, I'm pretty blase' about the whole thing. If Israel nukes anyone, every other country would retaliate and mutual assured destruction would happen.
We all die in days. No one wins a nuclear war.

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

Didn't realize you voiced Roche. Well, let me tell you... excellent job. Definitely one of my favorite side characters of the FFVII remake.

10 months ago 1 0 1 0

1) I really hope it's edible glitter.
2) I'm wondering about the mindset of whoever it was that went 'You know what these vinegar-salt cucumbers need? GLITTER'.
3) But on the plus side, their poops will sparkle for weeks... so yay?

10 months ago 3 0 1 0

Huh. Just misses where I am in Texas.
Oddly, doesn't make me feel any safer or more threatened to know this. But still good to know.

10 months ago 0 0 1 0

Between those two... Persona 5. But hard to say without knowing your personal gamestyle and favorite genres/subgenres. But as someone who has played both Persona 5 and DQXI, I enjoyed Persona 5 more... but I've always been a Shin Megami Tensei fan. Take that as you will.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Bluesky may not be as big in user population as TwitX but it's definitely more comfortable. Works for me.

10 months ago 35 1 1 0
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Well, the main difference I see is that THOSE are Marines. Not Army.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

That escalated quickly.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

Honestly, if I were the property owner I'd want the authorities to keep my name out of the news if possible. It would be too easy to be pulled into a political morass no one wants. Glad the tip paid off and I hope they got a nice reward for the tip.

10 months ago 105 1 1 0

That is some weapons grade snark within that article. I'm going to have to take some notes for later.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

Goosestepping done right.

10 months ago 0 0 0 0

This reads in the most passive-aggressive sarcastic voice ever.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

I saw people of every color and creed out there... but you make a good point that not everyone can be (or should be) there for every fight. Pick and choose your battles to win the overall fight.

Even if you feel like you can't protest, please at least vote.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0