Ted Cruz can eat shit

Love to pee in a strangers pool

Tonight I’m putting up my Christmas tree (and drinking La Marca in honor of @suzyqbook.club)

Times they are a changin’

Love your life, quite cliché, but I guess that's me

Do or die

Wake up babe, it’s 75 degrees outside

A gender reveal for your 2nd baby at your 1st child’s 1st birthday party is insane and I don’t need to explain myself

I’ve had a little twitch going on with my right eyelid for about 6 days now and apparently it’s either stress, fatigue, caffeine, alcohol, these Newports I’ve been smoking, or MS