Sorry I say that when I'm scared

Now get the fuck out of my restaurant, before I tear you limb from limb.

I feel like there's a joke I'm not getting here

that's not your girl that's cilan

... Oh ...

that's not your girl

. . . ?

OOC : // WHY AM I GETTING FOLLOWED BY SO MANY DEMOCRAT BOTS. FIRST MY JONGLER AND PLUEY ACCOUNTS AND NOW CILAN???

OOC : // Checks this account after while and starts shaking like a wet kitten when I come back to 30+ notifs

✦ I am a college student, and this may occasionally factor into how active I am at times.
✦ I’m an artist, and I like to draw fanart and unique reaction images of my muses for posts on my RP accounts. Any uncredited art on this account is either official art or made by me!

✦ Maggie/Moira/Moxie (I go Maggie most often but I don’t care which you use, really)
✦ 25 years old
✦ She/they pronouns
✦ Nonbinary lesbian
✦ ~ 6 years of RP experience
✦ I’m autistic and I have ADHD and OCD.

"Name 100 women"

Oh dear, I had no idea there were that many.

Uhmm ... Lenora ... Elesa ... Skyla ... Hilda ... Iris ...

... Jessie ... ?

Alright! Well ... they're creatures with elemental powers that we catch, befriend, and train. They come in all different shapes and sizes!

I specifically train Grass type Pokémon, hence why my hair style is pretty fitting.

Oh, well first, do you know what Pokémon are?

[ Normally he wouldn't ask, but it hadn't occurred to him until recently that some people don't. ]

Haha! I do get that a lot ... It's not entirely on purpose, but it does fit rather nicely with my line of work.

... Ah -- ?

[ Not objecting to this in the slightest! He loves flowers, after all. ]

Oh, what a lovely taste ... these are beautiful!

They said this to me once and I'm still trying to parse what on earth it was supposed to mean

Um. Am I going to die

OOC : // Have some old Cilans as compensation

OOC : // Sorry for not being here at all. Got scared

Hi, kids! What’s for dinner?

... I'm sorry. You don't get that reference.

(WHY IS THIS PERSON TRYING TO SELL ME SOMETHING THIS IS A HAMBURGER RESTAURANT I'M JUST TRYING TO SURVIVE)

Oh. Of course ...

Oh good t -

.

About What???

O-of what, Burgh?

Hmmm ... I'll take your word for it!

I suppose it can't be helped ... !

Hm? Oh, you want to know what I want to do? Well... I want to become the kind of adult that appreciates bitter things, too.

Um ... well I suppose I am afraid of Purrloin. 💧

So it's just me