cono hace frio

watching baseball

ever since i was a child i always wanted to be a generic mech pilot, come across the protagonist, yell "I won't lose!" and say "tch ... !" and "This girl ... !!" until she impales me, there is a close up of my yelling, i explode into pink flames and i am forgotten after 3 episodes

Teiothee Chalamet

just learned akb48 can ball

sakurazaka46 you have 24 hours to respond

WOW they named a street in Lexington after the University of Kentucky's own Riley Gaines and her achievements!

these Class 6 team trial uma trainers are absolute demons - what do you mean my usual 570k team only got 370k points in a round?

here's an artist rendition of what my innovation will look like

after months of research, i've come up with an innovation that will revolutionize track and field and usher in a brand new era:

have the option to run races clockwise

i miss when anime songs were unapologetically otaku-centered. like sure Yoasobi or Higedan openings are great but sometimes I just want to rock out to some real Dork Shit

reading Faust and i've already had to look up 4 words and i'm only on page 2 of the introduction fml i'm such a philistine

The Eddie Murphy one from Trading Places is an all-timer

trying to figure out if my vintage-loving friends sent me one of her latest thrift store jewelry finds --- or if she is telling me that her bf proposed

Instagram Reels is great if you want to see the same 4 semi-racist joke comments over and over and over

oh yeah got another good instagram ad

to this day I don't know if the slang my dorm mate used was actual real Chicago slang or if it was shit he made up because he was perpetually stoned out of his gourd

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

Kid Rock lip synced his entire performance at the Turning Point USA Half Time show

De-aged Robert Deniro: are you talkin to me?

De-aged Sylvester Stallone: yo it wasn’t me, maybe it was Adrian

De-aged Urkel: did iiiiiiii do that?

Voiceover, done by an AI Gilbert Gottfried: Plasmax Services! buying blood and sperm for over 60 years!

lmao Kid Rock was lip syncing for the entire klan halftime show and not even well 😭

oh is there a sportsball on? (a 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse crashes through my living room and kills me instantly)

oh my god

now watching

when did everyone in NYC learn how to play mahjong? was i busy that weekend or out of town or something?