A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.
“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.
“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them
Thank you!😊
@support.bsky.team
Many thanks
@support.bsky.team
Every once in a while, I like to watch this video clip of Joe Biden comforting a grieving Parkland family to remind myself what compassionate leadership looks like.
This is the stuff I truly miss.
Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.
Another shout out to Victor Glover as Artemis II's pilot. While coming back in for their re-entry, NASA mentioned repeatedly how clean and perfect their trajectory was.
DHS deported a US citizen to Mexico. Brian Morales is 25 years old who was born in Denver. Pulled over in Texas with his construction crew. Didn’t have his ID on him and told officers he could get his birth certificate, Social Security card, and medical records from home.
In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙
😽 to all the kitties!
This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥
Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.
🐈😂❤️ A combat cat giving a relaxing massage to our defender.
Suryia, the orangutan who learned to bottle-feed orphaned tiger cubs by watching humans
Thank you so much!🥰
Thank you so much!🥰
New reporting reveals the Pentagon threatened Pope Leo's top American diplomat in a meeting after the Pope's state of the world address, where he criticized Trump's war in Iran.
Pope Leo has reportedly cancelled a planned visit to the US later this year in response.
“If Trump tells me to cut my balls off and put them in his pocket, I will say thank you, I love you sir”
Don’t you know this pissed the taco off!
“To all those who are not yet deployed: Now is the time to resist.”
Veteran Daniel Lakemacher delivered an honorable #CupOfJoe urging U.S. soldiers to “refuse this illegal and immoral war” on Iran.
#2547
Armed services MUST #RefuseIllegalOrders‼️
A note to ex pilots, SOF guys, etc:
Maybe shut the fuck up about the intricacies of SERE training.
It’s great that the WSO was able to escape and evade, but you don’t have to tell everyone how.
My sweet rescued girl hid behind the fridge when she first came home🐈⬛ I had to start over every day reminding her that she was safe and I loved her, like the movie “50 First Dates”. Very happy girl now🥰
I love this so much!😻😽
🚨 Ever Alvarenga, an asylum seeker, was driving to work Thursday morning when he was rear-ended by an ICE vehicle. He is still in the hospital after suffering significant injuries to his head, chest, back, & hands.
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After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇
Good job, Heater!😻