<FILL IN THE BLANK YOUR WAY BY REPLYING!! I mean if you wanna…I’ll just be here rocking in the free world #neilyoung style until then…>

A black cat with yellow green eyes tangled in and surrounded by colorful skeins of various yarn standing on his hind legs with a surprised look on his face.

This will come as no surprise to you but…

#bluesky is just stream of consciousness #porn or, @ the very least, an ad for a person who’s down for any #wordplay so long as it’s #snappy n fits within 300char. I’ve never felt so understood n simultaneously like damn the universe full o #freaks [like me]. that’s overwhelming af. ☝️> sufficient

…I HAVE TO PAY ALL THE MONEY I GOT FROM UNEMPLOYMENT BACK. Weeeeeeeeeeee 🤗

Update, I appealed and won but now the agency is scheduling a relief hearing on the basis they’re bad at getting mail (essentially…they also cited incRement weather…so you gon try to 🔩 me n be real lazy about it coo coo). Best part is, if they win, we go to court again n, if they win <cliffhanger>

When you have real bad #hypoglycemia and your body calls and tell you “the chill is coming from inside…THE CHILL IS COMING FROM INSIDE!!!”
#youknowitsfunnywhenyougottalabelitasa #joke

Okay hear me out - hunger games, but make it #political. Oh wait, it already is and #america is already essentially doing this? Ooooooopsiessss 🤭
🔩 #trump #ICE #media #virtualsignalersonsocialmediabraggingaboutnewfollowers #anyonegainingfromamericastragediesoflate #pleasedontlikethisthatsnotthepoint

Letting extremist conservatives take away our collective sparkle is LETTING THEM WIN. And performative kindness is just 🤮. Do not allow media to destroy your critical thinking skills - bombarding with negativity is an intentional strategy to do just that n ppl wake up they have high score rn :/

I guess it makes me so angry bc I expect ppl who realize how f-ed up our country is to have the empathy to want as many ppl around them to TRULY b happy. It’s like ppl been brainwashed that their happiness is evil n they have to hide it. That ain’t right either. Balance is EVERYTHING. Breathe

I’m not saying let #ice win or remove political accountability. I’m saying we need #safespaces to decompress. Realize the irony bc some ppl don’t have safe spaces frfr but bc some ppl don’t doesn’t mean everyone should suffer. It don’t make no sense. Be gentle and empathetic, not a #justicepolice

If u wanna enforce what ppl think go be a dictator somewhere. Absolute sheep all around me. Thank god I like knitting! Some ppl hate seeing other ppl happy when others are suffering but dude that’s y we’re humans n not just particles. I was a humanitarian for yrs but gotta turn the channel sometimes

Ok I believe in intersectionality n that most things have been impacted by #politics in some way. But the absolute HATRED for ppl who need a break from politics for their #mentalhealth rn from #dems who always preach #mentalhealth is 🙄 so flarking hypocritical. #f🧊 but also extremism from both sides

$42 for TOILET PAPER…!!! It’s getting to the point I can’t even afford to wipe my ass anymore. I saw a guy recently take a shit in the middle of downtown NYC and thought it was wild but now I’m thinking it was an art piece.

#costoflivingcrisis #toiletpaper #eattherich #shitontherich

Did I break it or am I not hip enough to know all the #slang these jive turkeys be puttin down these days? <insert old people finger shuffle dance of your choosing here> #smol …?
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I see a year of confusion lies before me 🔮 #2026…sure?!

Okay I see you @merriam-webster.com …you getting nasty nasty you getting freaky-deaky. Digital, digital get down just you and me. We may be twenty-thousand miles away but I can see ya…if we can’t get together naturally, can we get together on this digital screen?

#wasthisanyonesfavesong #worrisome

^that’s emoji for “give milk to a tree”, and NOT me suggesting you should milk a tree. Don’t do it. Just DON’T.

Remember the #andymilonakis theme song? Low key a top ten *banger*. Like who would not like to occasionally remove themselves from conversation by saying “now please excuse me, I GOSTSAH gets my tree fed”…n then proceed to 🥛 a 🌳 in some shady corner of the party?!?
#milonakisgoodbyes #parties #fun

Okay need to revisit metaphor, as HR also does its own #matingdance (i.e. performative posts) to bring in traffic from jobless. The birds are gay here because it works and why not?

While I love #NatGeo as much as the next guy, I just can't find it in me to watch that strange mating ritual any mas

Maybe it’s just cuz I was a #fed, but
modern #linkedin = #birdsofparadise #matingdance whereby:
female birds = HR
male birds = jobless
dancing = chaotic blend of sob story &/or flaunting their intellect in attempt to attract HR

#letsNOTdoitliketheydoontheDiscoveryChannel #RIPDiscoveryasitoncewas

Does anyone remember the word #pwned? Like “I absolutely PWNED you in #DDR.” Like “dude, I got absolutely PWNED boarding that slope.” Like “I PWNED you with #iceclimbers in #supersmashbros” [much to the chagrin of my friends 😏]! Has #PWN finally been thoroughly, completely, totally PWNED?!

#words

Well, you see, my #ADHD - and all my life problems, really - stem from being placed somewhere on the *space-time* continuum instead of the *time-space* continuum

#psychology #physics
#orgissues #notmetheuniverse
#asimplemixupreally
#issokmynewyearsresolutionistoreorgexistence #maybemakeitmoretrendy

Update, they denied my claim bc my decision to take the #DRP was “voluntary”…even though I was told point blank I was otherwise going to be #RIFed. So my taking the DRP was #voluntary the same way giving your purse to a robber holding you at gunpoint is voluntary.
#overtherivertoappealscourtigo!

You know, maybe we don’t *neeeeed* 52 weeks of new music… #spotify feel free to skip a few #newmusicfriday

So evidently because I was a federal employee, office of unemployment needs to verify that I was *actually* a fed so I won’t get my unemployment check for two weeks longer than I normally would’ve. Makes sense, cool cool, totally cool 😎 You’re welcome for my service 🫡 #unemployment #doge #drp #rif

In what ways are the 1% different than Hitler? Sure they didn’t actively try to kill people, but is neglect that much better? In 2024, nine MILLION people died of #hunger, millions of people died from preventable diseases (eg 1.23 million from TB), etc.
#eattherich #whenstherevolution #billionaires

Anyone remember when mentioning your ties to Yacob the Yeweler in a rap song meant you were rich? #music #hiphop #throwback #jacobthejeweler

After being #DOGEd, I’m in the phase of my job search where I - totally unbeknownst to myself the next morn - wake up and apply to jobs at 3am #politics #trump #maga are affecting my zzzzs #makekellysleepnormallyagain #dnrdnr #donotrecalldoingnoreally #drp #rif #unemployed

Why do ppl put any faith in any politician that wants to be the American #president? Anyone who says to themselves “yes, I feel as qualified as anyone to RULE THE FREE WORLD” is #delusional and a #narcissist. Presidential syndrome should be in the #DSM #potus #politics

Can someone explain to me why you can get a public defense attorney free if you’re accused of a crime but can’t get a free lawyer for a divorce? Especially when staying together might make people need a public defense attorney down the road…

a good day for me looks like 🍕getting all the toppings from a frozen meal on top of the food instead of in the wrapper before I heat it & 🐈‍⬛ not accidentally dropping poo on the floor when I scoop my cat’s litter…

what more could a gal ask for in life?

(no really, feel like I need suggestions…)