I literally neverrrr use Siri so she’s like I can’t trust this bitch 😂😂 she’s just using me to put me on lists or something lmao

I’ve been doing it for like 30 min and he’s so mad 😂 at one point, it tried to call emergency and I was like NO NO ABORT. I asked if I was on a list and it turned off 😭

Every time I ask Siri a question about the government, she automatically turns off. Trey got so freaked out he told me to stop lmfao

Got banned from Twitter simply for telling alcoholic Pete Hegseth to drink rumplemintz.

Has anyone else’s mailbox started allowing very obvious spam mail lately? What is going on

How often do I drive? I last filled my gas tank 3 months ago.

I won something at work and was supposed to receive a $100 gift card… I got $25 instead.. and they’re taxing it as a gift… just fucking keep it at this point jfc

a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie . ALT: a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie .

Happy birthday @kirstylopolis.sparkle.blue!!!! 🥳🎊✨

Just sort of wishing I cashed out at the high a couple weeks ago, near double that 😭 I read that investors aren’t even buying dips in the market because it’s seeming to be more of a cliff… we’re cooked

That’s so weird.. I do remember seeing some article about cvs pharmacies a couple months ago but of course my adhd ass doesn’t remember 🫠 hopefully it gets sorted for you somewhat easily 💜 and then if you’re at Costco, you have an excuse to get their fire cinnamon rolls 👀

Is it her office or your insurance?? If it’s her office, I’d love to know the beef. But I’m sorry, that does suck. It’s such a pain to move that stuff. I know when I moved mine to Safeway, I could enter my prescription numbers into the app and that helped at least

My insurance tried to say they wouldn’t cover monthly prescriptions anymore, they’d only cover 3 months at a time and at their own mail-in pharmacy only but in tiny print on the letter, you could call in and opt out. Wtf is that shit? Absolutely called to “delay it a year.”

Well.. the good news is I bought in to PLTR so low I won’t lose money but I still need someone to convince me I didn’t miss out on cashing out at the high a few weeks ago bc I’m having serious fomo 😭

Fuck Elon and fuck Trump

Will I be seeing anyone at artifakts tonight?! 💃🏼

My niece: you want to be Real Housewives of Salt Lake City so bad but we’re Buckwild, Hannah.

Also Tanya’s ghost is going to haunt Greg because she said in s1 she had a dream she was at top of a mountain in Asia (where he lives now), Rick’s father isn’t dead and is tied to Sritala/white lotus, and Jacqueline’s “young new bf” is Jack from s2

#greenscreen #greenscreenvideo #whitelotus #tvtheory #whitelotusseason3 #whitelotustheory Parker posey knows more than she is letting on. She is smarter than she looks. TikTok video by Annie Shaffer

Victoria knows Timothy is money laundering so she’s been moving money to an offshore account in the Caribbean “where they usually vacation” and she doesn’t want anyone to know or know she’s in Thailand currently which is why she acted cold to Kate.

Whole thing: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2xEnyMe/

Ugh I’d take it and run right now 😭

Who’s watching white lotus? I saw a great theory and need to share lmao

My bff needs 1-2 tix to discolines in Denver that aren’t $200+ if anyone hears of any 👀

I hate it here 🙂‍↕️

If you’ve been trying to fill your v*v*nse for 3 weeks and they just said it’ll be another week say YEAHHHHH.

Honestly, though, this seems like an everyone else problem. I’m taking this for other people’s sake.. and to stop setting accidental fires.

Stop it right now. My mouth is watering 🤤

Anyway, before I spiral into the darkness because I am a “dire threat to the American people” after all..

who’s going to Ravenscoon this weekend?!?

The only thing his burnt sienna ass has brought down so far is a bunch of planes.

If they ban SSRIs and ADHD meds, watch me set fire to everything.

And it won’t be on purpose. I’ll be forgetting I’m cooking and I live in a very dry state.

I just want to scream. Seriously what the fuck is going on and why is this being allowed

I’m spiraling I can’t take this anymore. Why is nothing being done? Everything is illegal but nothing matters and nothing is real anymore what the fuck 😭😭😭

Good morning. I just destroyed some old white racist bitch on fb. Absolutely read her to filth.