How are the portents my dude? Seen any good omens lately?

Historians will look back on these as the days where web page elements resized and moved around while you were already looking at or even clicking on them and that everybody responsible for this was subsequently killed

I think a good impersonation of me would be overawed reactions to announcements of supergroup/artist pairings in advance of hearing them but even so COME ON

Speechless

Headline from a news story under the subhead “mental health”; You aren’t the only one who just sits in the car before or after a long day

True. It’s you and Aimee Mann

Not the way I do it! (Should be, but getting kid and grandad home after will be my lot)

Got the cricko

For somebody who hates Queenstown I sure am here all the time

What’s delicious is that Luxon could conceivably have been called on to manage 80% of this exact crisis as Air NZ CEO. What was his plan back then?

Mitigation! Mitigation! Low Amperage!

Appreciate it but I’m in New Zealand.

Maybe I need a kei truck

Jeff Muttley be like “it’s never rover”

Big moment for us who know how to correctly pluralise Attorney General

Require this tee shirt for Phoenix games. Especially vs AFC

An electronic sign, briefly incorrectly illuminated, had me believe for a second I was able to eat a butter chicken with garlic naan while watching Nick Cave

“OK” has the same etymology as “KoЯn”

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Fucking devastated

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Has Steve Gibson been referred to Derek Guy yet? The spinach dinner jacket with a business shirt and tie. Man

I went to horny stadium and nobody knew you

That’s Corban Piper and he thinks he’s found another egg

Genuinely emotional about that nix game

This mfer said oooj

🎶me and the cat
Are gonna finish
This bag of alarmingly magenta corn chips

Home alone for ten minutes and immediately got a boy dinner for the ages;
- supermarket pizza bread
- corn chips from the international section
- beers

What a weekend fuaark

Putting Drake on his year end playlist is Obama’s bravest act since taking office

Oh shit that’s right. This joke doesn’t work anymore

Lionel Skeggins