They should have rebranded to HBO Matt

Buckle up, world. Me and my kin (white guys in their thirties who enjoy craft beer) are going to be extra insufferable as we dig into this one

Congrats, Kyle. Well deserved. But will you still have time to publish 5 stories a day?

Don't know if I can justify paying Netflix $17.99 per month just to watch Seinfeld reruns when I'm feeling sad

Beef bourguignon? More like beef boioioioioioioioiong

I asked Grok to generate an image of Daniel Penny as a penny handing out a bunch of pennies

Too many profoundly brilliant and jaw-droppingly stupid things are happening at the same time

But she caught me on the counter (It was DEI)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It was DEI)
I even had her in the shower (It was DEI)
She even caught me on camera (It was DEI)

BREAKING: Following Trump's executive order, all trendy brunch spots that don't take reservations must be shut down by Sunday

Anyone who says "go sportsball!" or a similar phrase gets kicked out of the Super Bowl party

Eagles vs Commanders NFC Championship Preview | Jalen Hurts Injury & Rivalry Heats Up YouTube video by Fanatics & Analytics

It was written in the stars that my first podcast appearance would mostly be about how I despise Philly sports....and here we are.

youtu.be/SSjWbruegwY?...

Haha mine does that too and I’ve thought the same thing

LinkedIn Pro is great. It tells you exactly which salespeople looked at your profile seconds before they message you about something that’s completely irrelevant to your life/work

He wanted to be the main character today. It’s a familiar cycle:

-The new right does something offensive to fuel outrage/get attention
-Normie libs take the bait and amplify the provocation
-The new right feigns offense over the outrage they purposefully manufactured

It’s all profoundly stupid

If you're a startup comms person, you need to constantly make shit happen. Not having "news" is not an excuse

No PR Pro whose primary function is traditional media relations should feel super comfortable right now

MONTHS OF THE YEAR POWER RANKINGS:

12) January
11) February
10) March
9) November
8) December
7) August
6) July
5) April
4) June
3) September
2) May
1) October

Can't believe it's 2024. Time flies!

Passage from Life and Fate, written in the 1950s. Achingly poignant.

I for one am shocked that the Hawk Tuah meme coin didn't turn out to be a sound investment

My new biggest fear in life is that someone will discover my ChatGPT prompt history

"Please check this ASAP Matt" is an extremely obnoxious subject line for a sales email

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sounds like you shopped like a billionaire

I read a lot of articles online, but struggle with focus.

I signed up for a paper subscription to The Economist and it's been a game changer. I forgot how great it is to flip through a real magazine.

It's 100% worth it if you're like me and just need a break from screens.

If you're looking for a sane, concise, and well-argued read, I can't recommend "On Settler Colonialism" by Adam Kirsch highly enough

The ‘Landslide’ That Wasn’t: Trump and Allies Pump Up His Narrow Victory The latest vote count shows that Donald J. Trump won the popular vote by one of the smallest margins since the 19th century. But Mr. Trump claims a “powerful mandate.”

“The latest vote count shows that Donald J. Trump won the popular vote by one of the smallest margins since the 19th century.” www.nytimes.com/2024/11/22/u...

You'll also be please to hear I just got a haircut

Considering making this my "unhinged" account

Woah that is messed up! I didn't pay anything or show anyone any insurance? Possible they had it on file from last year.