Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

My online experience has gotten a lot better ever since I stopped feeling bad about blocking people for any reason whatsoever.

Screenshot of an article describing how Cardinal Robert McElroy, the Archbishop of Washington, calling for Catholics to take civic action against the war in Iran.

you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it" to the Catholic Church, but it is nice that they're deciding to make themselves useful in this moment on this issue

yes, please do not fedpost

but also it is incredibly infuriating that the president of the united states can threaten to destroy an entire civilization with impunity and the rest of us have to say <redacted> a lot

Oh my god I wrote asexual twice I MEANT AROMANTIC

It's weird seeing characters you headcanon as more asexual or asexual getting smut drawn of them.

Not bad! I'm not saying it's a bad thing!

It's just... weird.

I've had a bit of a different idea, myself. Taking some inspiration from Aria of Sorrow, a new incarnation of Ganondorf appears, but he ends up defying his fate. Though, this has the consequence of leading to Demise himself returning, to take matters into his own hands...

3) If they must go with Zelda in plot jail, they could have at least had the story's beats actually IMPACT her. I've seen so many good Zelda designs post TotK and I'm so mad we never got them.

4) I dunno man, I woulda liked them to spice up the story more even if I don't have any ideas for that rn.

2.5) Imagine Zelda with a magical focus- you can completely destroy the mundane weaponry and I think most people would understand 'mmm yes magic requires mana, it makes sense we can't have our magical sword out all the time yes' or 'mmm bomb spell good' IT'D BE SO COOL

Such as:

1) We could have had Zelda as a constant companion this time around and they threw it away to make her the damsel in distress, again.

2) WE COULD HAVE ACTUALLY PLAYED AS ZELDA AND THEY THREW IT AWAY TO PUT HER IN PLOT JAIL

Tears of the Kingdom had the opportunity to really break the mold of even the most basic of Zelda plotlines, and they decided to throw it all away for Breath of the Wild 2.

Every time I think of this game I think about how they could have dramatically improved things.

In fairness it's all based on speculation of 'America's neighbors are going to make free trade agreements with everyone not named 'America'' and I sure do love having a worse quality of life than my parents!

This is just me venting. I'm being an angry child, I'll be fine tomorrow.

Like, for fucks sake, it's bad enough I'm getting hit with the 'despised at home for who I am', it sucks even more to be hit with 'despised abroad for what I am' at the same time.

Can I just get some fucking fairness, for once in my fucking life?

It's some kind of bullshit that I, a globalist, transgender American, can, in one day, read about how Americans need to be hit with the 'find out' stage of 'FAFO' on the world stage and also about how some states want to jail trans people for life for using a bathroom.

Found it- it's from 'The Annotated Anuad' and it claims they were one of two beings that survived something called 'the Twelve Worlds' which was... to put simply, the prior kalpa that became Nirn (the other was the Ehlnofey, which I'm not qualified to speak about).

Weren't the Hist trees -also- from a previous kalpa? It's been forever since I was autistic about Elder Scrolls lore, but I swear it was a thing.

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal:

If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people.

That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

Cassiopeia is still not in Wild rift, 2XKO, LoR or Riftbound AND still needs a visual update in League so…

cmon riot games hit me up this one time please I can help 🥹👉👈

Awwww yeah

www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

What a wretched woman.

#Vyper | #Deadlock

hey look a fun history lesson!

Just feelin' like posting this one again.

porn of vyper is inherently funny to me for some reason

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

Hey yall this is your chance to show the trans community you really are an ally and you're not just saying it for brownie points!!

-Do not support ANY of this
-JK Rowling has said on numerous occasions that her income goes DIRECTLY into anti-trans legislation in the UK
-Seriously. NONE. Of it.

No I get it, that name is a big yikes for me alone.

Depends on how much you like Mobas and First person shooters

The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.

Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.