Rewatching 24 and one of the most unrealistic parts of the show is that it never shows anyone at the office taking a 20min break to paint the toilet like Jackson Pollock

Did? Why you stop?

Hi Bluesky psychic community, has anyone ever developed telekinesis and used it only for jacking off?

Pearls are the tonsil stones of the oyster world

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

Every time I see these words I am instantly reminded of this amazing work of art
www.vice.com/en/article/i...

Fuck yeah, destruction derby and crash Bandicoot. What more can ya want? A blowjob? Naaaaaah mgs1 bro. Shadow Moses ftw

- Sent from my sativaPad

One of the best things about Red Dead Redemption 2 is that you can walk into the bank and tell the clerk that you feel amazing and you've been having a great day. Then say "I'm sorry, you don't need to hear all this" and leave. Just like in real life

Million dollar idea

Bubble wrap but it's filled with pus that you can pop if you're skin is unfortunately super clean and healthy

In 5 years time Bonnie Blue is gonna have a 1000 strong micropenis orgy and title the video "Giving an inch and taking a mile"

Shot/Chaser

If they ever make a movie about Luigi Mangione they should definitely get Steven Strait to play him

I should call him

What's wrong son? You've barely touched your grilled cheese goatsie triangles

Everything reminds me of him

I am pleased to announce the Sorrento has got me feeling like a town in southwestern Italy, specifically a port city on the Bay of Naples. My brain has been successfully turned into an Italian walnut

I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.

Now that right there is a long pig

<Gotye voice> Then an Uber driver SUCKED me OFF!?

He is so cute 😻. A lot like my cat Mr Cuddles who will follow me around the house all day

Gordon Ramsay needs a new tv show where he cooks Michelin rated meals for cats

Was it an easy decision or did you have to mullet over?

Is it just me or is Benson Boone part of the Mandela Effect? cause I had never heard of him at all until he performed at the Grammys and now suddenly he's this massive star

Wtf did I just read

I know exactly what you mean. Asking for help was such a hard thing to do, but after the outpouring of love and support I felt so much better mentally.

You'll get through this mate ❤️

During COVID I was out of work, broke and dealing with health issues including a diagnosis of a lesion/plasmacytoma in my neck

The only way I was able to get through it all was with the love and kindness of friends/strangers

I've donated to David and sharing this post to pay back that kindness ❤️

I have to presume they are talking about space docking

Uhhh not sure, I've not heard anything about that. Pretty much everything I purchase is going to be stored somewhere, provided I don't use physical cash.

Is that the data mining you mean?

This has to be one of the most cooked ads for an e-reader I've ever seen