Tsk. Mondays, eh?

christ, not to relitigate It a decade on but it's hard to watch people happily waving Hungarian flags and EU flags at the same time and not think "oh right, almost like it's not that fucking hard to realise that you can have and cherish multiple, complimentary identities"

I'm quite happy to re-litigate that until the UK is back in the EU, and probably after that as well. I've never held a grudge like this in my life - not even against Thatcher, the venomous fucker.

For me Brexit was like a visceral wound and it feels like it will never heal fully.

Cancer: It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, because you will find some way to drown yourself in it.

Noice

c'mon NASA, bring 'em home safe #artemisII

Hell of a picture

CHESNEEEEEEEEY!!! #TOTP

GARY CLAIL! I'd forgotten this happened! #totp

Where Love Lives is *such* a good tune (warm-up, peak, warm-down, final anthem) but its not a patch on Gettin' it Right. #totp

The Peoples' Poet! #totp

Is this #totp on tour like The Hitman and Her? #totp

So the idea here seems to be 'flood the stage with as many people as possible and no-one will notice how shit it is'? #totp

If anyone else is reading this, I am available for creative consultations and, being of European origin, have many centuries of brutal regime change to draw on for inspiration.

You're right. So, how about the Tyburn Jig, then the corpse is dragged through the streets of New York on a sled (so as not to stink the place up) before being left to be picked clean on a garbage scow moored to Liberty Island?

Don't forget the raping of the little girls! beheading seems too quick... why don't we preserve his little hands first by sleeving? a small cauldron of boiling oil, arms go in - arms come out, off comes the skin then *click*, away drops the trapdoor and he dances the Tyburn Jig!

well, that got dark

I'm not normally supportive of capital punishment but you make a very persuasive argument!

Harsh*, but fair.

*Actually not that harsh

Book called "Vibe Coding I'm a Developer Now" With a picture of Ralph from The Simpsons in front of a computer

It's funny because it's true
(Except that the people doing this are not as well-meaning as Ralph)

Still one of my favourite tune/video combos

Me: Notatourist notatourist notatourist *presents ticket*

Barrier: beep beep hahaha fuck you, TOURIST!

Good lord this is verging on the pornographic.

I’m with these guys but nowhere near as good looking as

Remember! Nose and toes the same way goes!

The amount of drivers I have seen whose reversing skills are limited to backing out of a supermarket parking space would astonish you

Substack post incoming! (Other platforms are available)

And what are YOU doing to help this happen?

Where do you stand on ‘crevice’?

And here we are...

Brilliant soundtrack to the vicious breakup of my first LTR. Kept me going.