I had a dream about really good hotel breakfast which woke me up with motivation to get hotel breakfast, and it actually was really good

The inside of my bag that shows multiple Wii remotes/nunchucks + a dice box shaped like a stick of butter but you wouldn't realize it had dice in it if you didn't read this

Made sure to pack the essentials for my trip

It's technically Filburt from Rocko Modern Life's son from some 2019 special or something, but pretend it's actually him in front of the old Nickelodeon DJ commercial bump with text that says "Turn the knob, raise your hands." It's a DJ joke. The character on the cartoon used to say "turn the page, wash your hands." I am not funny. Please clap.

Electronic DJs be like

There are two creatures inside me. The first one is placing the food order and the other is in the background yelling about how I'll never be able to eat that much and I need to stop and make better choices. He only heard the first creature.

Anyone wanna come over? I got Wii games and lots of food.

Dammit, not the typo. I blame it on eating paper.

Darn Tous Les Jour and their food colored paper. You got my this time.

I would like to update once more. Apparently, past Lindsey just put unsorted cards in a box and put them away with all the sorted stuff. I'm glad I saw a random sleeved card in the mix or they might have gone in my bulk selling pile

Annnddd now that they're all sorted:

Lol after the third hour, my love for it just turns into back pain from bending over my desk lol. I only sort by color and toss all commons and uncommons (and sometimes valueless rares) in a box and the rest in a binder. Some people go incredibly hard with the sorting

Anyone wanna help me sort magic cards? I'll pay you in magic cards. I forgot how much this makes your back hurt

I love how when old people wanna end a text conversation, they just drop their full name like they're closing out a letter. It's kinda precious tbh

Okay so I've thought about this too much bc I went to clean my glasses with the proper thing and almost pivoted to spray my face.

My room is 30°F on the day I have to do shit

$325 left by Monday. Anything you can do is appreciate. Thanks to @carefreebomb.com and his chat for all the help so far. Also follow CFB www.twitch.tv/carefreebomb on twitch and on Bsky. #mutualaid #cats #giving #help

I think I've mastered brussel sprouts. This is the best I've ever had. Also swapping chicken for birria was genius. I am happy.

Then what would happen if I put the lens cleaner on my face?

Two nearly identical bottles sitting next to each other but one is setting spray and one is lens cleaner

Guess who just put setting spray on their glasses

The rain frog is back with a new comforting song, and this time he's not alone! 🐸🐱🦉🐻

Song: "Just Another Rainy Day" by Siegfried Croes

#pixelanimation #chiptune #frog #cat #owl #bear #rainydays

Picture of me holding my black and white dinosaur purse

My friend renamed my bag to Emosaurus, so it's all I've been wearing lately.

Screenshot of a portion of my work message that says "BEFORE FULLY COMPLETING VIRGIN" in all caps and in a paragraph by itself to make sure it's emphasized.

I was so hyper locked in typing up an official work announcement that I didn't realize what I had typed until it was too late.

Shout out to RetroAchievements for sending out end of the year reviews at the end of the year

12 hours in.....

Yeah, maybe 2027 will be my year lmao

(If you're in the same boat, just remember !! The first 12 months are the hardest !! It'll be finnee !! )

Just a moment ago, I found myself standing next to 30+ eggs Benedict and there was nothing legally stopping me from taking them all

My hard work that has been in place and successful since 2021 just got replaced by AI crap.

Luckily, the district manager is just as pissed as I am, so I'm not losing my job from the earful he just got

Paul Blart Mart Blart

Who up cracking their nuts?

I ordered a translucent pink wii mote and nunchuck

Brain zaps are no joke, so if they don't take that seriously, I think you should find someone who will ❤️

I had one tell me there was no physical reason for me to be having certain issues and that I was just lazy, so I pushed myself way past my limits because I believed it. I didn't fire her because I was young and didn't know better, but now I use that as motivation to advocate for myself more