in the gay plane over the gay sea

a cockworth orange

yeah uhhhhh can i get a bag of chips please?

now imagine putting it in your mouth

imagine pineapple fried rice

need a la croix dispenser in my house

balls out for the lunar new year

can i come over and look at your fridge

i have arrived once more

once again this is true

i keep forgetting this app exists

everyday is blackout wednesday to a guy like me

getting really into prison break this show rocks

you think you can really go curse for curse with me? brother i’m the most cursed man on this side of the mississippi

i do not mean to see it nude, still i must speak frankly mr spankly oh show us your booty

frankly mr. spankly

grown ass man listening to bittersweet symphony by The Verve

sorry kitten, daddy’s losing his grip on reality

the man who hawk tuahed the world

i have beef with you son bro he looked at me weird

will do 🫡

balls on hard mode

Vegetable Lo Mein just sent you a message

riveting posts on my bluesky account

she hawk tuah on my thang

i’m a connoisseur of slimes and sludges

woah bro hold up… do you seriously piss with that thing or what?

(desperate for pussy voice) wow i can’t believe how brat she was on SNL last night. a total serve

get freaky with the string cheese