Gotta model the goods?

Victorian bearded man with a merkin collection (pubic wigs)

Just mistyped Merlin (the app) as "Merkin" for a work social media post. Luckily spotted it in time!

This is outstanding.

Green mowed meadow with castle beyond

A soft, green, chilly sort of morning. Wood Pigeon coos.

Disgusting. I've complained

Bando re corvos wine label black crow with blue background

Murder of Crows Portuguese red from the Wine Society

History. She absolutely loves it. Just been doing Thatcher & now Greenham Peace Women. HISTORY!!! She wants to teach

Ha! Not sure if you knew my daughter is a Uni of Sussex student? X

People in hats, coats & scarves. Others in shorts and t-shirts. NOBODY CAN DRESS THEMSELVES IN THIS WEATHER.

Bluebell woods

Selwyns Wood nature reserve very lovely this morning. Appreciated considerate dog owners with dogs on leads. It's where you can find Dormice & dogs off leads disturb them

Pretty grey tabby on a laptop on a desk looking irritated

Apologising to the fecking cat for *checks notes* using my own desk as a desk

Sybil Andrews (British, 1898-1992)
The Storm, 1935
Color linocut on brown Japanese paper
36.5 × 26.5 cm
Art Institute of Chicago

#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

Copper beech in leaf with blue sky behind

So many trees in leaf now. Always always love a Copper Beech. They look like they've been lit up

Once more for the bigots and stupids.

Jewish people are no more responsible for the actions of the Israeli government than Muslims are for the actions of Hamas.

I've realised I don't have a sophisticated cheese palate. I do love Epoisses & Vacherin & a smelly Brie etc (smelly seems to be the theme) but honestly I bloody love m&s Marmite Cheddar best of all

Woah! You'll be brilliant. Take a change of trousers 🤣 I'm good ta. I edit the Sussex Wildlife Trust magazine these days & also conduct funerals. Funny mixture.

@jakeyapp.bsky.social Nice to see you here matey! Hope you're good?

Swift

SWIFTS ARE IN LEWES! THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Hear hear

Two smiling grey haired women wearing glasses

Visit of fine friend

Over a thousand #Swifts recorded passing above France on 17/18 April - and some of them are as close to #Lewes as Normandy! Swift callers on!

I think dresses 2&3 would look fab!

They look fab. I love barrel leg trousers too. Where are yours from?

The Claudia Winkelmann show last night was BLOODY HILARIOUS

What part of those two could ever be wrong?

It's not the fault of the staff that the owners are such c*nts, but it tends to be day to day employees who get by far the worst of people's anger. Glad you got good service

Recipe that talks about using your fingers to rumble cheese

Let's get ready to rumble, feta!

a close up of a woman 's face wearing a jacket and earrings ALT: a close up of a woman 's face wearing a jacket and earrings

I hate being on mailing lists but I've put myself on a theatre one cos I do NOT want to miss Christine Baranski in Hay Fever. Richard E Grant too.

Happy birthday! 🐸

Exactly!