Triple A? In China it's AAAAA or Nothing

I heard that as you get older you get more susceptible to conspiracy theories 🤪

TRANSLATION GUIDE:

hey - hey
heyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you
heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night

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BBC started a new generation one. Should be a new one in 2028, right?

TV Dramas and Music Festival Musicians

they're still pushing the civil war nonsense?

Wait, Pope Leo is weak on crime? What are the crime stats for Vatican City?

Fascinating insights at #AIX26.

Technically, United Airlines are the third largest streaming platform in the US.

What people will watch on a plane thus drives studio production strategy far more than most people realise.

So with #SNLUK Emma Sidi can only play one character.

drain the swamp?

Diane Morgan will return as Philomena Cunk for a brand new series titled ‘CUNK ON CINEMA’.

Coming soon to BBC and Netflix.

#CunkOnCinema #PhilomenaCunk

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The Taiwanese are fucking with people by selling hot honey parmesan toast.

Andrew whatever his name is must have been to Taiwan because they warned me the hot honey toast would be spicy... Lolll

Now this is a boarding gate

This is an interesting advert. The Tokyo Narita airport express is advertising on the Taiwan Airport express. Wonder if the Heathrow Express advertises overseas.

And now on FX, Atlanta

I'm having to reset the "you look like Ed Sheeran" counter

Haha yes I'm currently in Taiwan

Watching naked and afraid this evening for the first time... I always wish I could do these things, but I got sun burnt going for an hours cycle the other day on a barely sunny day.

It's the same with mandarin, you're sitting around the dinner table and about 5 different people are seemingly having 8 different conversations

This is what working in London is like

Oh I mean yeah in London we have the same.

Delivery is by the Royal Mail

You'll regret it if you don't. If you have friends and can keep out of real trouble, do it.

wait, you're calling this a cinema room:

the 20mph limits will only work if we allow councils to stick cameras on blackspots... I live in a 20mph limit area and there are 2 cameras, but people still speed between them

They were just asking questions, man

what we might see is a white collar proletariat and whether that scares politicians more than a blue collar one whose skills were replaced overnight by machines.

Can this be a solution?

Maybe the move to animals on our notes will mean that we'll get a £25 note with a Shetland Pony on it. Maybe the royal mint will do a commemorative one. Perhaps we'll get a Monkey on a £500 note