Andy Serkis as Gollum or Sméagol reading Trumps tweet's YouTube video by warpedjaffas1

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Would also block

Desiccant: Do Not Eat. Throw Away.

YouTube: SAVE THESE PACKETS!! 20 RECIPES THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!! Like and subscribe 👍

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Clearly not aware that the magic ask is “between $5 and $50”

Figuring out what to do after college:

Can someone please… just..

I was there on the last day.

Just subbed on YT. Twice. Looking forward to your content.

Listen up: I am one of those rare sex assault victims who actually took the guy who did it to court. It was a local scandal that put my initials on the front page of the local paper (not my whole name because I was a minor).

You have no idea what happens to women on the stand or in the press.

I am back to laughing.

I read this as “toilet” and I think you’ll agree

Good for you.

If you think this is exhausting, imagine being Iranian.

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I’m always impressed at how far Nordstrom Card has fallen.

Yellow Ledbetter. I was last-years old when I learned that it had been the B-side of a single and never released to an album.

Braid (the game) is one of my favs especially on that point you make about love.

That’s too bad. Some artist definitely has $30 on it.

Mars is applying to a conjunction with Neptune, and then Saturn.

I would say “don’t let this be you,” but if this _is you; fkit, by all means:

Literally Robert Barron

What’s the law for the sidewalk?

So he’s not your friend?

This is Oregon, tho. (Worth the trip)

When you can’t stop watching YouTube

This is addiction. Alcoholics (however inexclusively) will refuse help & engaging with help as an exercise in supporting the assertion that their behavior is healthy. Crafting a permanent position of final say over it prevents any intervention without catastrophic circumstances.

I support this. I, too want to know which passengers are a giant problem on my aircraft.

Trump in the hot dog costume where he belongs.

Throwing my hat in the support ring for this one. A certain 7th grader I know never caught up with his handwriting and it’s holding him up now with test taking and harder math. His mom can recognize it and be his home tutor- but this isn’t an equitable remedy!