Posts by Compulsive Communicator
Never thought I’d be excited for Hammers to win something…!
I feel seen…
Class.
Why are all the papers constantly calling for Starmer to quit?
It’s like sport reporting.
Amongst other things, it’s boring.
There’s lots of actually interesting stuff we could talk about. No?
If they could promise more of this…
Even I would watch basketball.
Can we criminalise the carrying-on of loud or performative telephone conversations in public places?
Or at least give people an asbo and a leg bracelet?
Maybe with a signal jammer in it?
What I love about Britain is that we have reached such maturity when talking about sex.
I mean, no more Carry on… films for us. No more jokes about Matron.
We’re grown ups now…
Often this sport and this event doesn’t do itself any favours. #masters
Oh yeah.
I had forgotten about those rumours.
Thanks for reminding me. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
My bus in Paris has been rerouted for a “manif”.
Plus ça change…
So that’s pretty much everyone, right?
Maybe Kanye could be send to Iran?
The big gap, in my experience, is adult males, who don’t or won’t do therapy, but could really benefit from it. apnews.com/article/sing...
Remind me why we watch the boat race?
🚨Are you fcking kidding us, @nytimes.com???
You seriously employ people who believe the “A” in NATO stands for American?🤨🤨🤨
I would. You know I love The North.
I was taking to a friend from Milton Keynes just the other day.
This seems a very good explanation of where we are right now, in 2026, as a civilisation.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
A really good read.
“Since 2002, Fidesz has built a strong system of local patronage in the villages - the mayor decides who receives work, and who gets firewood in winter.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I think they might be. And I’d be happy about that. I think we’ll look back on this era one day a brief couple of decades where much of humanity disappeared up its own backside.
And not in a good way.
I.e. they'll show what they really think.