a curvy tattooed brunette wearing glasses and a petite curvy blonde saying hello in the mirror

causing trouble with @msnickilv.bsky.social (like you do) 👯‍♀️💘

"You two were doing God's work last night. Haven't slept that well in a long time. So please thank Nicki and of course many thanks to you for setting it up. You will probably hear from me sooner rather than later."

don't wanna toot my own horn so i'll let our new friend do it instead 😉🤝🏼

a curvy tattooed brunette wearing glasses and a petite curvy blonde saying hello in the mirror

causing trouble with @msnickilv.bsky.social (like you do) 👯‍♀️💘

wild card, bitches! yee-haw.

it's funny how i have a bunch of new photos from two weeks ago sitting in the edit queue and i just changed my hair 😹 ah well! what can you do? 🤷🏼‍♀️

sitting in my happy place (salon chair) - send some $ for pics of the finished product. 💇🏼‍♀️

leopard dress mirror selfie

wyd?

idk what the gals are chirping about today, but last week some goober who designed software for the IDF tried to book me and i told him to jump off a bridge. 🥰

HBD QUEEN ⚔️🥳🎂

just got home and already plotting my next trip, but where to? phoenix? seattle? the bay area? back to SoCal? i'm sure at least one of you hungry pervs out there has an enticing proposition for me. 💌

there's a positively hypnotic GIF of my 🍑 on OF today for those of you who enjoy cake for breakfast.

"LA is actually a desert, you know!"

not in my world! not in the world i'm living in!

The Dude: "yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man"

hotel is 100% non-smoking but that sign doesn't apply to me because i can't read! 😶‍🌫️

it's $6.20/gal in california right now btw 😩💀

recession indicator: 4 different men have messaged today saying, "have a good drive!" yet none offered to fill my gas tank. 🧐⛽️

yeah, they've started purging people, my friend got her account axed last week :(

🤴🏻🏰🫶🏼💯

there's an absolutely scandalous pic of my perfect backside on my OF right now that has $0 in tips. not posting again until someone goes and fixes it. 🤪😤

right back atcha babyyy

smiley tongue out selfie

only 2 slots left for my LA trip next week; monday dinner & wednesday breakfast. speak now or forever hold your piece 🤪🍆

a fancy bathroom selfie in a chocolate-colored wool sweater

when you book for 9am, you're getting cozy Heather. sorry, i don't make the rules! (oh, wait, yes i do...) 🤭

nothing gets me wetter before a date like a man raiding my wishlist beforehand 🥵💦

Heather poses cross-legged on a bed wearing gold sandals and a turquoise lace bra.

officially booked for LA! come play with me 3/23-25, prebookings & deposits required. 😽

just following up on this, i forgot to tell the universe i wear a size 8.5 😉

Heather's legs in the air wearing gold strappy sandals.

dear universe: this weekend i would like a man to take me shoe shopping. 👠🔮🤞🏼

idk what it is about wednesdays that make me so feral but if a man with impure intentions could come over and set me straight today that would be 10/10 🧐

heather making a devious kissyface in the mirror wearing a tight cheetah-print dress

good afternoon to simps and simps only 😘

truly nothing i love more than waking up on a sunday morning and seeing tips in my OF mailbox 🤑❤️‍🔥

clear & brilliant! (it's the baby one, i haven't worked my way up to the big boys yet) ⚡️