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Posts by Natalie H. "The Cool Natalie" Ironside

Some cool occult art, as always from @satyrmagos.bsky.social

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Screamin Jay Hawkins in the universe where everyone is a dog: I put a smell on you, because you're mine

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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

Screenshot Lucavi @lucavi_ftw good news everyone SPACE com Potatoes are better than human blood for making space concrete bricks, scientists say.

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Were those the only two options

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If you see this, post something you saved because it was funny

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

Clockwise from top left:
1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.”

2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”.

3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.”

4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

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how come zoological gardens gets shortened to zoo but botanical gardens never gets shortened to bot

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If u live in florida u shouldn't have to pay for gatorade they should just give it to u we should have a gatorade subsidy

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Oh hey it's my birfday

I completely forgor that my birfday was coming up

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It matters not what clowns think of the circus, said the judge. As well ask clowns what they think of stone. The circus was always here. Before clowns were, the circus waited for them. The dumbassest trade awaiting its dumbassest practitioner. That is the way it was and will be.

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There's always some sort of an event or a situation happening and it's always some damn temperature outside

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Do one thing for me, Sredny Vashtar

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cis women transphobes are as embarassing as they are revolting because they will declare with their whole chest “I am less capable than a man and I demand you treat me accordingly by lowering your expectations!”

girl shut the fuck up there’s no gender advantage in CHESS

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The Very Hungry Vice-President ate one pope, but he was still hungry

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I'd appreciate if anyone could help my friend.

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I guess one pope just wasn't enough to satisfy Jorkin Depeanus Vance's insatiable lust for pope-killing

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Honestly, "I feel kinda crummy and not very sexy" summarizes so goddamn many of my problems. A crisis facing the modern woman: I can't be sexy and cool when my tummy hurts and my tummy hurts just oh so very often

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After reading Hell House I've come to suspect that Richard Matheson was afraid of titties and boners in much the same way H.P. Lovecraft was afraid of math

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Do it

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A black and white poster that reads, "If I could change one thing at my job, it would be [blank]. Unionize with the IWW & help make that change! IWW.org/membership." Beneath the text is clipart of raised fists holding various tools.

A black and white poster that reads, "If I could change one thing at my job, it would be [blank]. Unionize with the IWW & help make that change! IWW.org/membership." Beneath the text is clipart of raised fists holding various tools.

If you could change one thing about your job, what would it be? For bonus points: How might your coworkers answer the same question? Ask them if you can! Solidarity builds the union, and the union makes us strong.

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I don't believe in the devil but i think Pete Hegseth might be possessed by the devil

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Tom Lehrer was right

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Imagining going back in time and telling my 12-year-old self than in a couple decades there's gonna be a surge of renewed interest in manned space flight but it will be fucking stupid and terrible and you're gonna hate it

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It's nice to see all these countries boycotting the World Cup in the States. Do not come. ICE is at our airports, just waiting to make your life miserable or end it. Do not come. There will be future World Cups not here, life will go on.

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Opposing ICE Might Save the Country. It Could Also Ruin Your Life For months, lone vibe coder Rafael Concepcion has obsessively built tools to counter the federal immigration crackdown—pivoting as he’s been outmatched. He’s also lost his job and become a target.

An incredible story about one-man's obsession with trying to help those being targeted by ICE, and everything it cost him

www.wired.com/story/opposi...

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Alright fuggit gaze upon my pair of real horrorshow groodies and tell me how great they are

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A screenshot of Wulfreda, OP's half-illithid drow player character from Baldur's Gate 3, naked and posing dramatically with her breasts, penis, and testicles prominently displayed.  She's next to a statue of herself which is also naked and striking a similar pose.

A screenshot of Wulfreda, OP's half-illithid drow player character from Baldur's Gate 3, naked and posing dramatically with her breasts, penis, and testicles prominently displayed. She's next to a statue of herself which is also naked and striking a similar pose.

This game fuckin rules #bg3

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Honestly, "I feel kinda crummy and not very sexy" summarizes so goddamn many of my problems. A crisis facing the modern woman: I can't be sexy and cool when my tummy hurts and my tummy hurts just oh so very often

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