Abuses me then hides. Wouldn’t catch me doing that

I asked you a question about tatties. How were they?

Who you talking to? How was your tatties last night?

😂😂😂😂

Shut up muncher of potato

Hope you papes all enjoyed your tatties tonight

Problem? You look like action man’s grandad

In England? Yes, it’s much better than that stink hole you live in full of jacobites and tatties

Now it’s ran by tattie muncher taigs

Why have you blocked an animal?

That’s not very kind?

Cat got your chin?

You think you are and you’re NOT

Rule BRITTANIA 🇬🇧

We rule the way 😉

I’d be game for this lads 👍🏻

That’s a shame 😀

Can’t seem to find you on X

Hail hail 💚💚💚💚

Apologies - I didn’t mean to offend you

That you ran away from Twitter then?

And ketchup

You missed the toona

Two munchers of tattie

Look who the kitty dragged in

Why are your eyes so small?

Claims not to be speccy

Actually has the biggest specks I’ve ever seen since the 80s

Reported. Take this down

Imagine working for a living while I collect free money and laugh at you.

I also get free fast pass

I’ve got a new mrs - she has no arms

She’s armless enough and to be honest, a bit of a pushover

We separated, hence me relocating to England 👍🏻

Shat it - I thought as much 👍🏻