I feel like it’s time to bring back flash mobs

I made a resolution with my partner to have 10 minutes of drinking tea together every day

It’s going swimmingly so far. We started three days ago

Crushing it

Every single company I’ve ever interacted with giving me my own personal ‘2025 wrapped’ is not giving what they think it’s giving

It’s just me giving my data and them giving it back to me 😭

Alexa play ‘Last Christmas’ by George Michael

Volume: 11

This dystopia is a lot more Kidz Bop coded than I expected

If you have to preface a thing by saying it’s ‘viral’ then that thing is not viral

They sure can’t garnish wages from all the jobs they gave to Ai huh?

I’m not looking forward to the inevitable content mines being the next factory town templates is all I’m saying

50 cent’s doc is made with incredible narrative components, he got some of the best storytellers in the business

I’m not confident that today’s audiences are primed enough to understand narrative bias in documentaries

Media literacy is really really important

Even if you agree with the narrator

While there will always be a satisfaction in the moral superiority we feel when we know someone sucks and the gen pop agrees

I can’t help but take pause at the potential for documentaries to be the next evolutionary phase of diss tracks

That’s fundamentally changing what docs are; much like WAPO 🥸

If you’re wondering today:

Yes, that dress DOES need a belt

Selena was such an icon not just because of her talent and infectious personality, but because of her sonic authenticity to her heritage

It’s actually crazy that JLo did such a good job portraying her, but even crazier that she absorbed her personality to float her own career for so long

/ Know how all your shows keep being produced by one streaming platform, then randomly another?

Union contracts increase wages every season a show is renewed

Season 1 rates are far below season 5/6

A company absorbing a show goes back to ‘season 1’ rates even if it’s technically season 5,6,7 +

I just read someone musing about how this corporate layoff cycle ‘for ai’ is not just to save money now, but to reset the labor market wage for white collar workers

When ai fails and they have to hire people again, they’ll offer much less compensation

Things already happening in entertainment /

My band name is Microplastic Mosaic

We exclusively make music from various forks crunching in garbage disposals

The way millennials were baptized in the fire of wearing office attire to the clurb- are we that surprised we elected a fellow millennial who canvases nightclubs in office attire!?

This is representation

Now, taxes

RIP Dick Cheney

Sincerely,
Eminem

No hate to Chappell roan but I voted today

Finally someone will bet on me 😭

Im about to turn my rings around on whichever man hurt Florence Welch like this

Trying to do shibari and getting eaten by a giant spider

Chiron in Aries: The Internet Who doesn't love a comeback?

I don’t often write, but when I do- I use a lot of words

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Oh hey I mentioned our public outcry+meme-ability via protests would commence

I have enjoyed seeing protestors dress up in inflatable suits and using our stupid sense of humor as a useful tool (finally!)

Seeing there’s a 2023 Japanese remake of Cube has me feeling excited

Rewatched an old fav (2002 Suicide Club) and it still holds up today

Love that for me

Two Astrologers Tear into Taylor Swift 🤣 YouTube video by Saturn Season Astrology

Breaking my silence…

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So far I’ve had some intense revelations about genetic family vs found family

The work I’ve been putting into curating these intentional relationships (7) the heartbreak of how those feelings aren’t inevitable in blood family (4) has helped to appreciate both with their full due and move forward

As a member of the Astro natives that contain what I have coined the ‘millennial clusterfuck,’ which is the conj daisy chain of Uranus- Saturn- Neptune in Capricorn, I wasn’t exactly stoked about this upcoming Saturn-Neptune transit in Aries amplifying the first Saturn Square post Pluto Cap

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Driving to a funeral and grabbing obligatory garbage fast food

“Wendy’s Ai records your voice to train-“

SIR THIS IS LITERALLY A WENDYS

The longer I live the more I’m convinced that the root of all evil is a fear of death

Guys internet discourse has gotten so out of touch we can’t even clock a rick roll send help